Lalo

[shill @TakeAShilllPill]

Y’all are better than me. I can’t bring myself to show compassion to someone who has spent their whole life spreading hate, celebrating when innocent people suffer, and pushing nothing but harmful, destructive views. Good for y’all tho!

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

Why did Felix have to miss

[TC @totalcristiano]

ARDA GÜLER WHAT THE F*CK! 🤯

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

Came to the casinos to lose money 😃

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

Buying a jersey immediately

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé has already SIGNED with Real Madrid. @AbdellahBoulma

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

When you’re drinking with someone, but they start crying

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Tastes like fine wine 🍷

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🙌 ¡SOMOS LOS CAMPEONES DE LALIGA 2023/24! 🙌

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

y’all are grown as heII acting fake crazy on the internet

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

Nah bro this shit crazy 💀💀💀

[Hay-Zeus @Jebus____]

Me: 1 Adios won’t hurt bro

*The Adios*

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

200 lbs by December or I’m getting a vasectomy 😤

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

Fuck you Tee Higgins for getting me 0 points on fantasy if I lose it’s because of your ass

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

drake rapping like this is fcking insaneeee

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

UTOPIA
JULY 28th
SEE YOU IN UTOPIA

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

0 sleep and I work all day 😃

[Lalo @eduardomxtz]

Bartending on holidays fucking sucks