Emma Not Wazowski

tOSU '21 | SNL Writer Dreamer, Data Analytics Believer

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

Golden (doodle) hour

[Thomas van Linge @ThomasVLinge]

If you're gonna listen to any speech about #Ukraine 🇺🇦, let it be this one.

The Kenya ambassador to the UNSC perfectly explains how people across Africa understand Ukraine, and what the Kremlin's acts of aggression mean in our post-colonial world.

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

Brits be like “it’s chew chewnty chew chwenty chew on a chewsday”

[grannystanding4Truth @granny_st]

A teacher designed her door for Black History Month.

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

Sorry Kid 1, this is probably without a doubt the best day of his life.

[ESPN @espn]

Have a day, Van Jefferson 💍👶

(via @VanJefferson12)

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

I was born the day after Super Bowl XXXIII.
I have never been alive for any bit of an NFL season that Tom Brady wasn’t a part of.

[The Financial Diet @TFDiet]

Reminder as we head into a new week: Budgeting is not a form of punishment. It's giving yourself the gift of knowing where your money is going.

[Josh Miller-Lewis @jmillerlewis]

We got a hold of an internal presentation to Kroger executives from 2018, alerting them to the fact that most employees lived in poverty and 1/5 were on food stamps.

They took no action and now 2/3 of employees are struggling to afford basic necessities.

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

Dear Celebrities Who Buy NFTs,

Just because you bought an NFT, you are not obligated to make that your Twitter profile picture.

[Sara Nelson @FlyingWithSara]

STRIKE ALERT! These union members need our solidarity. Poverty conditions the union is fighting to change for the people who literally died to feed the rest of us during this pandemic. It is ESSENTIAL that we all demand a contract that values the heroic work they do every day 1/2

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

But seriously, kudos to whoever gave her that PowerPoint presentation on the blockchain because they musta knocked it out of the park.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Paid leave is not a "nice-to-have"—it is a "must-have."

It is a health & economic justice issue, and as a former caregiver, one that is deeply personal to me.

The Senate must pass the #BuildBackBetter Act & enact paid leave for all.

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

Being the youngest sibling is perpetually asking your older sibling questions you could *easily* Google yourself

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

Love watching the episode of the office where Ryan makes everyone get Blackberries so he can “move Dunder Mifflin into the future” on the day that blackberries are globally shutting down.

After the last 2 years it’s good to know time still passes.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It’s our @goaawol digital shirt toss time!

RT now for a chance to win - the only way to get this shirt.

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

@austinchanning Dada Eats Love to Cook It by Samah Dada. Novel flavors, easy, and a lot of the recipes build on each other so you start to feel comfortable in the kitchen. Love learning from you in your book and on Twitter so I had to give back!

[Emma Not Wazowski @edubs17]

❌ichigan fan starter pack: