EDU Cookie Monster

Views are my own but Cookies are for everyone.

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Security through obscurity is the way of the future, just hear me out.

#rejectedConferenceSessions #EDU22

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@AmyPearlman Windows NT stack of disks required a back brace and OSHA warning to lift with the legs not cookie monster's back.

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Me always have blue check mark. Just blends into my background.

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@1Password 🍪🍪🍪🛏😴🍪🍪🍪🖥⌨️🍪🍪🍪🍪

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@educause If me track correctly, enrollment down, funding down, budgets slashed, difficult road ahead for #highered, but Educause still charge $399 for online content. Going to drown sorrows in tall glass of milk. And cookies.

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@mzyw Cool but now where the Cookie Nook?

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@JenayRobert @EDUCAUSE_HULK First you find Educause_bruce_banner and then say something like "higher education is a thing of the past, we should privatize and only have for-profit schools with no accreditation or accountability" and then he will appear and hand you a ribbon.

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@sppitt @educause This guy expression and hand placement screams young professional. Whoever you be, know the frustration is temporary. Don't send snarky email response. Sleep on it. Be better in morning.

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@meahlarie @ATT Something funny about a "spark innovation" written on regular clear bag. Any cool bag features to back up that claim? Is zipper voice activated?

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@CalStateCISO @EDUCAUSE_HULK Reporting tweet for misleading facts. You don't see Hulk, you experience Hulk.

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@anthony_mcmahon Also CTO is who CIO throw under bus when ovens fail, and CIO is who CTO throw under bus when no one buy cookies after being told create supply chain to make oatmeal raisin choc chip macha tofu cookies without checking if that actually what anyone wants.

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@pumpkiny @educause If conference go badly then one letter change can change that hashtag easily.

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@anthony_mcmahon Cookie Information Officer handles the business alignment and how desserts flow through organization with some overlap into tooling.

Cookie Technology Officer focus on tooling of ovens and kitchens and operational level concerns with some overlap into business strategy.

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#edu22Bingo #edu22

One panel speaker clearly only one who prepared.

Making plans for #edu23 to avoid mistakes of ‘22

Packing iPad and laptop and power packs and never uses them or gets below 80% anyway but lugs 15lbs around all day

Walking cos can’t afford Uber on EDU salary

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#EDU22 Bingo Cards

Vendors who don't understand Higher Education

Masks that don't go over the person's nose.

Excellent hallway conversations.

Connections made with people own institution you had never met before.

#edu22Bingo

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#edu22Bingo #edu22

Going hard on night one and missing morning session on day 2

Someone browsing reddit or Instagram in row in front of you during boring session

Attending session just to sit down when topic is of no interest

Booth staff acting like long lost best friend

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@EDUCAUSE_HULK Thanks.

Me guessing Mint or Macha flavored.

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Missing #EDU22 just like #EDU21, #EDU20. Me could have attended, but wanted the 3-peat of missing it….not because of budget problems and having to prioritize more important cookie-related needs.

Will look forward to the between-session stale cookies next year at #EDU23

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@seantobrien GOOD SECURITY EMPOWER, FACILITATE AND ALSO PROTECT ORGANIZATION, NOT JUST RESTRICT. MUST BE BALANCED, LIKE A COOKIE.