Edu Legaz

First in, last out.

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

Europe has two choices.

Fear the word “racist” and look like Australia.

Or look like Poland and get called racist.

[Edu Legaz @eduplegaz]

@ruffolomore1944 @pirruragonzaiez @MatiTaladro2009 Pero si seguiríais siendo unos simios si no fuera por nosotros

[Mundo Deportivo @mundodeportivo]

🏆🇸🇳 ¡Senegal se lleva la Copa África a una base militar para protegerla!

✍️ @martibarenys

https://t.co/184qOA7Wcb

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

New year, same Ruler 💀

[Miss Bennet @Miss_Bennet5]

No os perdáis esta maravilla de Juanma Bajo Ulloa hablando muy clarito de las pagas y las subvenciones en el cine, de los directores convertidos en activistas y de la propaganda pagada con los impuestos.

La campaña en contra que le van a montar los aludidos va a ser épica.

[Edu Legaz @eduplegaz]

@KingTargaryenn Seguid esperando seguid. Igual que el gordo de Rothfuss menudo par de sinvergüenzas.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Update from Microsoft.

Teams is down.

Messages are delayed.

Some aren't arriving at all.

We're investigating.

Investigating means the AI is investigating.

The AI that wrote the code.

That broke the code.

That is now debugging the code.

It's a closed loop.

Very efficient.

A user asked why their message didn't send.

I said "we're observing recovery in our telemetry."

They asked what that means.

I don't know what that means.

But the dashboard is green now.

Green means fixed.

Fixed means we changed the threshold for green.

The messages are still delayed.

But the dashboard doesn't know that.

Dashboards don't use Teams.

Someone on the infrastructure team tried to escalate.

Via Teams.

The escalation is still pending.

Somewhere in the queue.

With everyone else's messages.

The irony wasn't lost on them.

But the message was.

We have a backup communication channel.

It's email.

Email is also having issues.

Unrelated, obviously.

The root cause is under analysis.

Analysis means we asked the AI.

The AI said "no issues detected."

The AI wrote the detection system.

It detects what it wants to detect.

Very self-aware.

Not in the good way.

Last quarter I said 30% of our code is AI-written.

Teams is closer to 45%.

We were proud of that.

Past tense.

The AI optimized the message queue.

It optimized it to zero.

Zero messages. Zero latency.

Technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Enterprise customers are asking for an RCA.

RCA means Root Cause Analysis.

The root cause is velocity.

We shipped faster than we understood.

Understanding isn't in the OKRs.

Shipping is.

We shipped.

Someone asked when Teams will be fixed.

I said "we're continuing our analysis."

Continuing means we started.

Analysis means looking.

Looking means hoping it fixes itself.

It usually does.

If you refresh enough.

Refresh is the user's responsibility.

We provide the experience.

They provide the resilience.

That's partnership.

The outage started at 2:30 PM ET.

Right before the holidays.

Millions of workers couldn't message their teams.

Some called it a disaster.

I called it "an unplanned wellness moment."

Productivity is a spectrum.

We're exploring the lower end.

The AI has proposed a fix.

The fix requires a deployment.

The deployment system uses Teams for notifications.

The notifications are delayed.

We're in a loop.

The loop is also AI-designed.

Very elegant.

From a certain angle.

Satya asked for a status update.

I sent it via Teams.

He hasn't responded.

I assume he's thinking about it.

The stock is up 2% today.

Outages don't move markets.

Narratives do.

The narrative is "AI efficiency."

The reality is "Teams is down."

But reality isn't in the earnings call.

The narrative is.

We're committed to reliability.

Reliability means it worked yesterday.

Yesterday is our SLA.

Thank you for your patience.

Patience means you have no choice.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation continues.

[Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar]

You bastards really think we’re stupid, don’t you?

YOU created the housing crisis by importing millions of third worlders while simultaneously overregulating the market, printing money into oblivion and making new construction impossible with your climate regulations.

It’s all part of your replacement strategy and we are not about to forgive or forget that.

[Edu Legaz @eduplegaz]

@Ana_Monzon21 Tarada

[lorem ipsum @altashanta]

"Luché por la libertad que disfrutan. Dame un arma, le voy a disparar a esta hija de puta"

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA BASADO EL VETERANO DE GUERRA

[Fascista Asintomático @FAsintomatico]

ESPAÑA, AÑO 2024
Muertes por accidente laboral:
• Hombres —> 91%
• Mujeres —> 9%
Víctimas de homicidios:
• Hombres —> 88%
• Mujeres —> 12%
Sin techo:
• Hombres —> 77%
• Mujeres —> 23%
Suicidios:
• Hombres —> 73%
• Mujeres —> 27%
Así funciona el patriarcado opresor.

[Edu Legaz @eduplegaz]

@infarruco Cómo te lo pasas. Increíble que la gente siga cayendo.

[ABC.es @abc_es]

📢‼ Mägo de Oz responden a la cancelación de Vilagarcía: «Esperamos que también prohíban el reguetón por frivolizar con el sexismo» https://t.co/P8GXbWcOzO

[Tips Excel | AI Productivity @gudanglifehack]

Boys will be boys.

[David Hierro @davhierro]

Bestial @GiorgiaMeloni

[Carlos RO - King of Coaching 🛩️ @Carlos_ROcelote]

I remember when I used to put together extraordinary superteams in every top video game and some people claimed that I was single-handedly making the region weaker.

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

Cuando un policía mata a un inmigrante con 40 antecedentes sale todo el rojerío a poner el grito en el cielo, cuando un inmigrante viola a una chavala están todos callados. Curioso.

[Libertario 🟨⬛ @QuotesforGoal]

“Un pueblo que elige corruptos, impostores, ladrones y traidores, no es víctima, es cómplice”

George Orwell

[Edu Legaz @eduplegaz]

@brunocardenosa @navedelmisterio @forocoches Pero si estás llorando