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A bored teacher cutting through the crap to tell the world what that tweet really means.

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@ArchRose90 translated:

In 2 tier Britain, white people should not be held to account for encouraging racist violence and pleading guilty to it.

Accountability should only exist for the ethnics.

Can't you all see I'm not like the other ethnics?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

In 2 tier Britain, Lucy Connolly was arrested, denied bail, jailed for 31 months and had her bid to see her distressed 12 year old daughter and sick husband, Ray, rejected.

All because of ONE quickly deleted stupid post. One of the worst injustices in recent years. Free Lucy!

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@Joey7Barton translated:

I'm a wife beating c*nt

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Tiocfaidh ár lá.

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@Joey7Barton translated:

Joey Barton: a limited footballer turned racist by a pathological need for attention, using social media to manipulate morons

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

“Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.”

Christopher Hitchens

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@oldandrewuk translated:

I'm going to casually infer that the people who opposed this are antisemitic and not question why @researchED1 are happy to operate in countries that are carrying out genocide or strip human rights.

Because me and my friends are RIGHT you b*stards!

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@tombennett71 translated:

Boarding my flight to London and I notice all the cabin crew are wearing uniforms.

I realise this is an opportunity for me to be a tosser and engage in teacher culture wars. No wonder the Conservatives love me, I'm a populist wanker.

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@AAWoodfields translated:
Attendance is vital to help you learn and earn.

If you are off @MrDavidScales will get his binoculars, his doughnut and coffee and carry out surveillance on your home, car and in particular the movement of your bins.

We know what you fuckers do....

[Astrea Academy Woodfields @AAWoodfields]

Attendance is vital to help you learn and earn, we have had record attendance this week. @MrDavidScales describes some of the things we’ve noticed this week and asks us to work together to further improve attendance.

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@DanielBundred translated:
The f*ckers never let me on the back row

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@MisterFirth translated

My frenemy saw sense and decided not to become a teacher.

Let's convince the f*cker to change his/her mind.

S/he would make a great teacher. I know this because I've never seen him/her teach.

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@5Naureen translated:
Massa is right, don't you dare question him or all the other kind masters

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@OliverRMills translated

I'm going to call out anti semitism by targeting women who dont support ethnic cleansing.

I'm not going to call out the men who do it.

How dare these women air their views?! Go back to kitchen and let us men folk discuss the important matters

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@LeeDon1982 translated

Edutweeters I command you to block this account. The hypocrite I am, I haven't blocked him myself. Do as I say not as I do.

Why? I'm a fan boy of someone they retweeted and he ordered me to block and now I repeat the order. Baa 🐑🐑

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@MrEFinch translated:

Blocked. And reported.

I dont know why I have reported this account but I was following orders. Like a good dog. Can I get my reward now Massa?!

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@adamboxer1 translated:
Imagine going on social media, post to thousands of people, and then say that pushing for ceasefire is completely mad.

Palestinians are not civilians. Kill them all. Fuck the ceasefire idea.

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@adamboxer1 translated

I can tweet my views. But when they're used to point out my bias I will tell people to block the account.

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@adamboxer1 translated:

This Isreal discourse is crazy. When someone with drones, missiles, a history of violence, oppression and torture says stuff like wipe out Gaza. You should really really believe them. They mean it. They want Palestinians dead.

And I am OK with that

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@Lisa_0Connor translated:

What I see when I open the selfie camera

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@adamboxer1 translated:

When I post about how ethnic cleansing of Palestinians is ok. I end up getting replies from teachers who disagree. In reponse I will call them crackers, conspiratorial or anti-Semitic.

It's called the Isreal at The Hague approach to social media.

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@adamboxer1 translated:

Today's lesson is about the term "useful idiot"

If you live in the West, have a nice life, are progressive and support democracy, but think genocide of Palestinians is ok you may well be a useful idiot, like I am.

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@adamboxer1 translated:

The West: attack a poor country to protect shipping routes and raise the risk of a wider regional conflict

Rest of the world: WTAF

Apologists for genocide: Snarky comment in social media

Every single time. Its a pattern

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@Joey7Barton translated

That's Sadio Mane story is a bit mad...

I know they have different customs but I'm too ignorant to take time to understand black African Muslim culture. So instead I'll just post something to get my fellow racists excited.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

That Sadio Mane story is a bit mad…

I know they have different customs but smells a bit fishy t’me that.

Thoughts? 🥷