Ed Avern

I'm a writer, tv producer, GM, gooner, geek and pizza lover based in South London.

All views are my own.

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

And don’t forget to pick up the last issue, featuring my story ‘For The Love of Lady Starshine’. #writing

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

Utterly appalling service from @jessops. They delivered me an empty box, took over a month to respond to a formal complaint, and after over 2 months are now claiming it's an error at my end (it's not) and are refusing to replace the £1600 camera. Do not use.

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

Making this was a wonderful experience. Hugely proud of the film, and can't wait for the screening this coming Saturday. Thanks to absolutely everyone who helped make it a reality!

@londonoriana #documentary #videography

[KeithTheGooner @KeithTheGooner]

Personal Statement

[W#DOX @whtwmed]

Official Trailer | Danny Dyer: How To Be A Man | Channel 4 https://t.co/wuYj7LoeG3 via @YouTube
Coming this Tuesday. Please share @SeagerMJ @PhilMitchell83 @men_are_human @mensrightsbunny @ManKindInit @CentreMalePsych @ShowmensCharity @MalePsychology @BBradley_Mans

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@arseblog @gunnerblog To me it looked like a lot of passes were underhit last night — they just weren’t getting to where they should. Was that sloppiness, something to do with the pitch, or something else? Or have I imagined this phenomenon? #arsecastextra

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@arseblog I couldn't resist. #nightmarehaaland

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

2/9 The staff, who number fewer than 20, had only just moved into Twitter's new office in Accra, Ghana, after working remotely for about eight months because of Covid. Here’s a picture of them at the time of the takeover – many of whom subsequently lost their jobs.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Today is Olivier Giroud’s 37th birthday and to celebrate we’ve made a thread of Olivier Giroud worldies. One of the most underrated players ever. 👇🍿🧵

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@Plusnet Looks like your internet is down… but you probably knew that.

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@SW_Help Great, thanks for clarifying!

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

Hi @SW_Help. I've just got a Touch Card and have activated Tap2Go. I understand it will charge me the best available ticket daily, but if I travel multiple times in the week will it work out to the cost of a weekly season ticket, or do I have to purchase that manually in advance?

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

Anyone doing Fantasy Football this year? If so, feel free to join my league with code mt9fjh, or via the link below.

https://t.co/hsRjSjSiv6

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

Received “Your local #DHL Parcel UK driver called today at the delivery address at 14:21 to deliver your DHL Parcel parcel but there was no-one available” from @DHLParcelUK … when I was literally sat in the house waiting for the delivery. Utter disgrace.

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@WinterWonderLDN Hi there. I'm a TV producer trying to get in touch regarding a filming opportunity for a major UK broadcaster, but am not able to get through on your listed number. Could you let me know how to reach you?

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@AAllenSport Name any player. Statistically, they're a Chelsea player.

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@cantdrawarsenal @arseblog @gunnerblog This is absolute gold. Honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

In fact, I'm going to buy some of your merch right now, as a way of saying thank you.

[London Oriana Choir @londonoriana]

Tickets on sale now for our #Byrd400 concert @StGeorgesMusic featuring his 5 Part Mass & other seminal works by the Master of Polyphony interspersed with stunning contemporary reflections including works by @composerbray & @RGCWbaritone - BOOK TICKETS https://t.co/hEdUNAHmkd

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@invinciblog That's not Jesus. That's Odegaard.

[Ed Avern @edwardavern]

@Orbinho I mean, he’s the 8th player.

(Love your work, BTW. Just… you know. #ProudPedant)

[gunnerblog @gunnerblog]

The idea this is some sort of fairytale moment is a crock of shit.

But for the players, it is the culmination of a dream. They have worked their entire lives for it. If anyone at City deserves it, it is them.

No time for the sportswashing club. But can admire the athletes.