Customer: "One lamb chop, please."
Butcher: "One."
Customer: "I'm on the jab. I can't face more."
Butcher: "You used to have six and a shoulder."
Customer: "Two stone gone since March. I just don't get hungry."
Butcher: "What's in it, do they say?"
Customer: "It copies a hormone. The one your gut sends up after a proper dinner. Tells your brain you're full."
Butcher: "What sets the real one off?"
Customer: "...Fat and protein, the nurse said."
[He looks at the chop. He looks at the tray of chops.]
Butcher: "So you're paying to feel like you've eaten one of these."
Customer: "£200 a month."
Butcher: "I've been doing it for a fiver. You do have to chew."
Customer: "It's worked, though."
Butcher: "You're the third this week it's worked on. It's cost me half a lamb."
Customer: "What do I do when I come off it?"
Butcher: "Come back for six and a shoulder. I stock the original."
@Dmitri_tweets@NUnl Misschien moet jij leren lezen, dhimmy? het artikel zegt niets over wangedrag in het algemeen, enkel over als het seksueel geaard is. Alsof geschopt, geslagen, bespuugd, uitgescholden worden en je bezittingen vernield krijgen geen wangedragingen zijn.
@sunsetblow@NUnl 25 - 35-jarigen zijn geen jongeren. En de ouders van een 35-jarige zijn gemiddeld 60 jaar. Nederlanders worden gemiddeld hulpbehoevend rond hun 72e.
"Higher Rates of Bullying Reported by 'White' Males: Gender and Ethno-Racial Intersections and...", 2022, Patel, Kamerāde, Carr
@godlywomanhood Commitment and selflessness mean nothing to a marriage if you do not know what your spouse needs, wants and likes. The only way to find that out is communication.
@MarioNawfal Kathy Lette is a British Australian.
The birthrate in Britain is 1.39.
The birthrate in Australia is 1.49.
Minimum healthy birthrate is 2.1.
@visegrad24 They will be hired for fake jobs by other immigrants who got permit already, and after 6 years a leftist judge will rule that they have "settled" and can't be sent back anymore.