Edward Fairchild

perfectly cromulent

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

Me IRL:

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

"Chemtrails" are what crazy people call contrails, formed by condensation from the temperature differential btw the plane engines and the atmosphere. Buuut there's also this: https://t.co/5KrxtnZrwr

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"

[Gavin Bena 🗳 @gavinbena]

turn your sound on, you’ll never guess who narrated this ad

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

The history of the Middle East since 1948, in a nutshell: The Palestinian/Islamist side never accepted Israel’s existence from the very beginning, they still don’t, and so they’ve spent the past 78yrs doing nothing but initiating war against Israel and turning down every 2-state proposal put in front of them. So now Israel, understandably tired of being attacked for 78yrs and tired of having every single one of their peace proposals over the years rejected, has said “fuck it, we’re gonna defend ourselves, and we have zero interest now in a 2 state solution.” And especially after Oct 7, who can blame them.👇

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

Nic Cage's Malibu house just had a huge sinkhole open up in front of it. This is actually great news for Nic Cage fans.

[New York Post @nypost]

Nicolas Cage’s $10.5M Malibu mansion nearly falls into massive sinkhole that swallows driveway https://t.co/RrQsCAVsoQ

[bohr @historyman66]

“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: You propose a program, and very serious people will look at you and say, “How are you going to pay for that?” You know what they never ask a general who wants to send your tax dollars abroad or go to war in a place like Iran?

“General, how are you going to pay for that?”

I think it is time for our U.S. Senate and everybody in a position of power to be asking that general, “How are you going to pay for that in an America where too few people get the healthcare they need and deserve?”

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jake Bennett, Winner by KO. 🥊

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

@waterenjoyr @Caroline69vd https://t.co/w8Uos05zSs

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

Ok, but what about Voyage of the Mimi?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Ben Affleck on his own filmography:

“I have about 12 movies that I truly love and am proud of. Another 25 that are ‘I like this, I don’t like that.’ And about 10 or 12 that are fucking shit. I hate them. I can’t even watch them.”

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

@nee_massey Yeah man, all of them.

[Crochet Enjoyer @Crochet1Enjoyer]

This may just be the single greatest edit I’ve ever seen

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

@JFrankensteiner Please just restart it

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

@MikeTopp EAT MORE SOY, m'boy!

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

Aw shit I accidentally just bought tickets from StabHub.

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

@MMckenzie73 @EdHand89 He was also my favorite part of the streak.

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

@MMckenzie73 @EdHand89 He pitched in the College World Series

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

A giant glove.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

What in the world did the Dodgers give to Roki Sasaki over the break

[Edward Fairchild @edwardfairchild]

Red Sox v. Dodgers in the World Series. Book it.