edweign

Limp wrist haver | compost apologist | adrenochrome mixologist | lumbar pain socialist | sit-down pee advocate | Y2K crisis actor

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Still my favourite Ann Widdecombe video

[edweign @edweign]

@rhiandroid_ Cody's so young and a first time-buyer. Whats my excuse?

[edweign @edweign]

Just turned a lift down half way home while at the bus stop, and ended up walking 10km bc i didnt check the live bus app yet

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Just listened to Madonna's Confessions

[Tony @AntMelia94]

I’ve got to get those George at Asda vouchers

[✨ @magdalenepop]

madonna at the beginning of all these songs

[Candy Perfume Boy @sinnergetready]

SCHOOL BY MADONNA

[phee 🌻 @pheeyonce]

betty bryce lives in my head rent free. like someone pls collect ur nanna from x factor hq 😭

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Fuck AI. Ratioed by train dog.

[ven @vennjl]

why would she even release this

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Don't have a cow, man

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

Bailey J Mills on Omegle

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

22 years ago today, Channel 4 aired Little Lady Fauntleroy, a documentary featuring Lauren Harries and her family. It's time for a Netflix series.

[val 🙂 @priondiseased]

how it feels like to reference memes that haven’t left twitter yet to your friends irl

[ed @erar97]

Lauren Harries?

[Tony @AntMelia94]

The heat isn’t going to peak until Thursday

[greg @gurreggg]

I don’t think anyone gets how much I love this video

[edweign @edweign]

@marwoldeb Do Crucials sauces still have "we're proud of our squirt" on the label?