dazzler, baby!

(they) wear a mask, clean indoor air, protect each other 😷 covid is airborne 🦠 primarily posting at:

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

now that i'm a big boy it's time to change the status quo

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@jumblll hahahaha chip... is it hmmm maybe Chip?

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the other night right as Eleanor was about to fall asleep I told them I was gonna legally change my name to “Brick Daddio” which caused her to cackle madly and then not fall asleep for another half hour

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

goodbye bird app, thank you for the 14 years of shit posts and hot takes and ecstatic moments of beauty. Good luck with your cheating girlfriend!

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dropped the drafts, deleting the app, y’all can find me in the blue sky or email me @ eebridget[at]protonmail[dot]com or even kick it with me irl so long as you’re not one of the unmasked masses participating in eugenics lol but fr 😒

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@SumoCartwheel lolol I would love to read that series. Also come to bluesky baby, I’ll send you an invite code

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taking half an addy before my nap so I can be really focused in my dreams

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

COCKBLOCK THE VOTE

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revenge porn but instead of sharing a sex vid of your ex you release his Amazon purchase history to deeply shame him

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

planting mushroom blocks in your garden, returning to harvest them, dehydrating them at home and then gifting back the finished product to you is my (very Midwest) love language

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

all I think about anymore is long covid and union organizing

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anyone in the US have experience using Estonian web domains? Asking for me lol

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just tripped over a whole ass cucumber in my back yard ??

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yes every time you post a pic of yourself indoors in public and unmasked I am shaking my head at you from my screen and saying heaven help these very dumb bitches

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

my favorite angel number is 420 😇

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you ever 69 with someone but then decide to blow a raspberry on their tummy in the middle of it?

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if you’re not masking in public spaces then you best keep the word “solidarity” from coming out your mouth. Masking is the floor, the bare minimum when it comes to showing your solidarity with not only the disabled masses but also the labor movement

[dazzler, baby! @ee_bridget]

making kissy lips at the beautiful blooming plants I pass by while walking the dogs

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finally tapping into community and finding language for my experience as a caregiver for the past year and a half — it’s helpful, but it doesn’t touch the ambiguous grief, only gives it a name #longcovid

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Austin! Come learn how to be part of the mass collective action that will shut down cop city!

✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿Cop city will never be built!

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@undreamed Happy bday! 🥳