Emily Elephant

You’re getting mad at a minor character in a children’s cartoon

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Every statistic cited in the media, without exception, is obtained by flawed methodology, mis-cited, overextended, invented, or some combination of the above.

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Nonsense

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@FeargAgusFuath This isn’t a remotely fair summary of what Harris said (and I can’t stand the guy)

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@Telegraph Now hands that do ridges get you off of the face

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@datchuguyy This is mystifying. If he wants to see an example of an outspoken black star who was near universally embraced, all he has to do is look in the bathroom mirror

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@JimDMiller That experiment is only half complete though. It also needs to opine on the chance that any given interrogator is conscious

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@DanielJHannan Yes, and of those only 40% support the introduction of Sharia law, and only a tenth of them support terrorism, so if you think about it that’s only about 170,000 potential suicide bombers. Calm down people.

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“Corruption in footballing decisions from FIFA is unacceptable,” said the UEFA spokesman. “That’s our job”

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UEFA statement on the Balogun case: ⬇️
https://t.co/9LQDx8waKe

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@paulg And?

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@JasonLawlor1003 Nah Italy still won’t qualify

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@JoosyJew We really must introduce you to Sheffield United

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@Adrian_Hilton @DanielJHannan Let’s see how you feel about fundamentalist secularism in a few years

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@DanielJHannan Periodic reminder that the University of Cambridge awarded a degree to Diane Abbott

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@JamesMelville @nfergus I’m pretty sure the team from Educator won’t win

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@Telegraph English is a living language and all that, but “coronated” is ugly and otiose. The word you’re looking for is “crowned”

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@iam_me31244 @bo66ie29 No

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@GarethNotGarth Ahern, mostly

It’s fair to say we haven’t actually had a govt try to fight the blob. When things got tricky in Covid, the govt was more than happy to outsource governing

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@moneillsf Shinners are anti masked men burning families out of their homes now?

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@BBCNews We used to laugh at the DUP objecting to line dancing, I’m just saying

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@rtenews “We’re in a great market position so we should freeze it here”

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@GBNEWS Wardrobe decisions were made here