Elizabeth Andres

[Bubs ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 🦝🔻 @painisurmaster]

Republicans act all tough and mighty but let’s not forget that this performance sent them into a satanic panic

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

Exceeding expectations for the day after Election Day by waiting until 1pm to crack a beer. A lot of you out there really don't like women, do you?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Polls are still open, folks.

Don’t sit this election out. @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz are ready to serve on Day One.

Confirm your polling place and go vote: https://t.co/Hy8C4mIL2M.

[Meier Galblum Haigh @mg_haigh]

Are you in South Carolina? Redistricting means your polling place has likely CHANGED. Check https://t.co/kLpRNSw67x before you wait in line!

ACLU South Carolina is staffing 5 call centers across the state with lawyers to protect your vote. CALL: 866-687-8683

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck nazis

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

My election night in 2008 involved a lot of convincing people to get back out and keep knocking on doors because the presidential race was called hours before Alaska's polls closed 😂

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

oh come on stress baking is like, the healthiest coping mechanism you can reach for.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Therapist: What do we do when we feel anxious and helpless?

Me: Make bread.

Therapist: No.

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

It's me, hi.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The most insufferable person you know’s Super Bowl is on Tuesday

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

I’m encouraged to hear that every major corporation is now in favor of the workers seizing the means of production and an eradication of the prison industrial complex. Big news if true!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Deciduous trees we thank you for your service. Evergreen trees, get ready, it is your time to shine.

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

If Walmart isn't going to wait until Remembrance Day to decorate for Christmas, then how can I be expected to?

[Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan @LtGovFlanagan]

Gather ‘round children and let me tell you the story of the great Halloween Blizzard of 1991…

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

Is it honestly so much to ask to have my car go in for service, and have that service completed in the same business day?

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

I will say, a lot of people who are planning to vote for a felon are sharing their opinions about allowing felons to vote.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vice President Harris calls out Trump’s lies about women and abortion: “It’s so insulting… This guy is full of lies. I just have to be very candid with you”

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

JD Vance can't portage a canoe.

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

@leslieridle Exactly, I'm a permanent resident, so I can enjoy all the perks of being Canadian, I just don't get a say in government

[Elizabeth Andres @eeandres]

I love Love LOVE that I can vote by email in Washington state (as an overseas voter). However, I think it's a little weird I have more say in what happens to property taxes there than I do in Newfoundland, where I own property and pay taxes.