Elle

[Elle @eeblanford]

Barrett is getting a little SISTER 😍💕

[Elle @eeblanford]

@Cbaby524 I know this probably isn’t about @caiileydanielle, but I so wish it was 🥺

[Elle @eeblanford]

Earlier Barrett came up to me like 6 times in a row and hugged my leg and said “Hi, Mommy. Lub (love) you, Mommy.” and like my heart can’t handle it. I love being a mom so damn much 😩🥺😍

[Elle @eeblanford]

@evans__josie Crib tent!!! The best invention ever lol

[Bridgelyn @_Bridggeee]

I knew my boobs were gonna change after having a baby but… this was a little disrespectful

[Elle @eeblanford]

@MorganTayylor23 Right?!? So annoying 😅

[alexis.maureen12 @alexis_maureen9]

my toxic trait is thinking a cop won’t pull me over when it’s raining because if I was a cop I wouldn’t want to get wet..

[josie and the pussy cat dolls @evans__josie]

hahaha if you see me out in public PLEASE don’t talk to me. i have NO social skills and am awkward as FUCK.

[Elle @eeblanford]

@PUBoiler1990 Not you lol. There are people that are serious 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Elle @eeblanford]

Next person to tell me to cut my son’s hair is getting punched. 🙃 I like his curls. If you don’t, that’s cool.. but you’re not his parent so your opinion matters none 👋🏽

[Elle @eeblanford]

It’s not even 8 in the morning & my son is already throwing a fit because I can’t make my car do a wheelie 🤦🏽‍♀️😅

[banjo @baeleighjo]

we pieced kylie jenners whole pregnancy together because of her NAILS and you boys don’t think we know when you’re bein shady ?? lol

[Elle @eeblanford]

Earlier my mom said something about how Holland has a dimple like Emma and I replied “yeah, I have dimples too.” And she just looked at me like I was dumb. I’ve been alive for almost 25 years and you’ve never noticed that I have dimples?? Being the middle child is bullshit

[Elle @eeblanford]

@JusJGray 😂😂😂 that sounds like a lot of fun!

[Elle @eeblanford]

Barrett just took the handheld sweeper and put it on my hair and it sucked up a HUGE clump of hair & I couldn’t get it out so I had to rip it off 🙃🙃 anyone want a toddler?????

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I don’t mean to brag, but school has been out for me since halfway through my freshman year of college.

[Elle @eeblanford]

@Cbaby524 How is that even possible?!? We are old 😅

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It’s 2021. How do we not have remotes that beep to tell you where they are?

[Elle @eeblanford]

Anyone else’s child put their food on the floor just so they can pick it up with their mouth like a dog??? Just mine? Ok 😅