@UberFacts I'm a Princess from Saint Madison. I want to no you and think I would love you. I see your photos on Facebook and you look manly handsome. Could we talk before my country gets exploded? You could help me by sending me iTunes gift cards. If you do this then I can be with you.
125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes https://t.co/rSku8qD7uT