e bone capone

i know I’m gonna get got. but I’m gonna get mine more than I get got though. he/him/Chicano

[e bone capone @eee_bone]

I miss Chico a ton.

[bag @mookiebag]

Me when my team ruins baseball

[e bone capone @eee_bone]

If you are trans NOW is the time to buy a gun. The current administration is working on barring trans people from owning guns. Exercise your rights. Don't worry about training right now. Just get the gun(s) and work on training later.

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

blocked everyone who isn’t in my steely dan musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 12pm tomorrow. please have the vocal harmonies of peg memorized.

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

"The 80s miss you. We all do. Maybe it's time you came back..."

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

“Ski mask way” he was on Degrassi lol

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Run the Jewels lyrics:

Killer Mike: I wish I could have killed Ronald Regan myself.

El-P: Couldn’t agree more, Mike. Also let me say that after years of dating and marriage I’m still sexually fulfilled by my wife.

Killer Mike: I’m gonna attack Regan’s adult kids with a hammer

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

The thing about living in a multicultural society is that if your heart is open and you love your fellow man, you get to party SO often

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Me: do you love me?

*400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm*

ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife

Me: oh my God it's human

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Oh no, my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery

[lou ☻ @loujack_city]

republican voters when Trump introduces the "Fuck you nigga i hope you starve and die" bill

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[e bone capone @eee_bone]

I fucking hate it here. #MyXAnniversary

[e bone capone @eee_bone]

The Janitor throw is unbeaten.

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Julio Rodríguez, saving a run ... an absolute seed to Cal Raleigh after catching the second out, which keeps Jake Meyers -- who represents the tying run -- on third base.

Arm strength: 97.5 mph

[Aaron West @oeste]

if you’re truly hating correctly you will take the requisite time to learn everything about the subject you are hating on, just to hate better. to hate deeper. to hate more efficiently and effectively.

[e bone capone @eee_bone]

Sometimes when I'm filling up my water in the break room and no one is there I switch the channel from Fox news to CNN and hide the remote somewhere obvious just so when I go in to clock out I can hear a bunch of govt workers complain about how much they hate the govt

[Asa Winstanley @AsaWinstanley]

Still the best tweet of all time.