Elaine Schmidt

Learner, Wife, Mama. Basically in the best years of life!

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

"We're pathetic but we're happy! " E and I discussing our life these days. #sotrue

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Always trying to win these darn things. Enter @HolidayWorld's 'Here Comes Halloween' Sweepstakes. The prize: a family getaway w/ overnights at @LakeRudolph!

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Here's a good reason to keep your kid rear facing for longer.... So they don't see you eating in the front seat! #nothisisNOTadrivethru #shotgunsnacks

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

A master's degree and 2 kids later!!! ETHAN GRADUATES TODAY!!! Shoutout to Gillian for keeping him company and rocking her MSW as well! #spaldingu2018

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

@RebeccaJoKnits Ethan said its the only animal that you know isn't going to die of old age. Its just how long you get to go before something gets them!!! Definitely inevitable but we had a false sense of security haha

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Theres been a major chicken catastrophe at the Schmidt farm. We went from 22 chickens to 7 in 24hrs. #hideyohens

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Update on chicken disaster. The dog is taking it harder than the 2 yr old. #howling

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Every time the #MetGala comes around I think I live in District 12 and celebrities are "The capitol"#Metgala #whatareyouwearing

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

This culture theme of being able to divorce happily is a LIE to young people. What. Is. Happening?

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Anyone else serve their kids spoiled milk this morning?? 🙋🤢

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Trying to download an app in front of 19 to 20 year olds... I couldn't even find the play store #oldlady #butIwantfreecookies #justtookme7minutes

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

I just told my work supervisor that I am "highly motivated by free time" .... Probably not my wisest choice.

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

"I will bite you if you bite him" is probably not the best way to parent... But here we are.

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Gave Emery a poptart for breakfast (this may have been the first time I just don't remember) she keeps saying "This so good.... But what is it" #Idontevenknow #notreallybreakfast

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

The Schmidts just downed 6 eggs in one sitting.... When I cuss about the chickens I need to remember why we have them. #Schmidtsgottaeat

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Couple things my family got me for early bday presents: a full night's sleep, a karaoke moment in the shower, completely shaved legs ,
.... The house to myself. It's all new stuff creeping into those late 20s y'all.

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

If your birthday is on a Monday when do you celebrate?

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Just told my kids to get off my lap because my coffee is my priority.

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

Just checked on my napping children down the same hallway I had to sneak down after coming home after curfew. The same gymanstics/ninja skills are required now #squeakyfloors #parentshouse #dontwakethechildren

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

"I find 2 opinions are better than 1, particularly if one is mine" #callthemidwife

[Elaine Schmidt @eeelliott56]

I'm not allowed to dance to the Trolls sound track because my dancing is "too loud" #mmk #Iamthegrownup