Mike Evans

[Kate isn't really here any more @katebevan]

Blub

[Jim Al-Khalili @jimalkhalili]

I tweet about physics, but I can't avoid today's headlines: the neo-fascist, Steve Bannon, advises our future PM, and domestic violence is apparently not an issue that should concern us or get in the way of said future PM's ambitions. What the hell is wrong with people?

[born_eco @born_eco]

Guess who's been busy today mowing a stiff message for Trump under the Stansted flightpath... Please share and let's see how far we can spread the welcome!

#climatechange #Trump #welcometrump

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

Canadian outriders escort Trump's limo to the G7. Well played, Canada.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

PRO TIP: If you struggle to get your wife to do her share of the childcare, it could be that your standards are too high, you use the wrong tone of voice or you criticise too much.

[Mike Evans @eekim123]

According to Archie - if you feed mango to unicorns they fart out rainbow. Genius.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A williwaw is a sudden gust of wind coming off a high plateau.

[Mike Evans @eekim123]

I've just given to the #YemenCrisis Appeal; please help via https://t.co/kFo0oKvVLC

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Top tip:
Pretend you live in a top security installation by doing this with a packet of aspirin.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

Every dad feels guilt. It's called Daddy Guilt. But we should stop beating ourselves up! Even when it's actually quite helpful.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

EVERY working dad has to make a sacrifice in some part of his life. All too often that sacrifice is YOU. Reward yourself with a smile.

[Richard Wiseman @RichardWiseman]

Still the best Christmas decorations ever.

[Mike Evans @eekim123]

@qdeventsmd @dilignt @mprovehealth is that not a brachiosaur?

[Mike Evans @eekim123]

@qdeventsmd @dilignt @mprovehealth big difference between 'going to be' and 'should be'. Not sure everyone would want to do it

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

MAKE an appointment with you GP in the next couple of weeks in order to say goodbye to them properly.
(via @IAmPhilChapman)

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

So glad I am watching the #leadersdebate with subtitles

[Richard Wiseman @RichardWiseman]

Impossible! RT @jbrownridge: the blue and yellow rectangles are moving at the same speed http://t.co/GU0DoqBpRK

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Good for them! No sadder sight than fruit with amnesia