sappho shtoltz

I say that the world may go to pot for me so long as I always get my tea.

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

Thought Monster Mash was playing in a store and said “Sweet, Monster Mash” and it was Disorder by Joy Division and a lot of people heard me.

[Breathtaking @tupacdurex]

The world famous “Girl Who Is Going To Be Okay” has died.

[jamz ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀ﻌˉ͈́ ა ★ @kateism]

the way you can tell she was not cut out for this trad wife shit just got carrots loose in the cart happy as hell

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

Hot Girl Summer is over… the Fall of Númenor has begun

[rupert pikmin @baguettemast3r]

left behind

[viv ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @purrscriptionn]

can someone make a compilation of everytime austin abrams whimpers in the new resident evil movie ? it’s for research

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

How it feels

[hev @valvertt]

they were 15 years old you sick fuck

[acervo jimmy stewart @acervojimmy]

i just know they're so serious about their goodreads accounts

[Zach @zjfrank13]

It’s adorable that people are worried about him converting her to Scientology. If anything she’s the only person who could pull him out of it

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[zoe kazan @zoeinthecities]

many thanks to my parents for showing me Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at an impressionable age

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

it's so funny how everyone got the silly out of their systems on 9/10 this year resulting in the first 100% earnest 9/11 I've ever experienced

[Team Suki @teamsuki_]

Leaking texts with boss lady because I can😁

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

My buddy Kirk was the waiter...can anyone spot the real blood pouring out of his head behind his ear? Took one for the team! Thanks again!

[Hannibal Lecter @LectertheDr]

This time I'm really going to Do It. And by 'It', Well....

[K. @diatribadism]

When you guys read nonfiction, do you imagine yourselves as the topic at hand or the expert exploring it?

[miss world @filmvirgo]

what seeking connection feels like

[Peter Sellis @petersellis]

Everyone asking, “Why would she agree to do this?” does not understand what happens when two weapons-grade autists have real chemistry.