emily 👑

[C 🌙 @chandithamelia]

all i did was tell my dad i’m anaemic 😭😭

[Amy King @amyhappens]

@ItsMattsLaw

[⚜️EGovoni @eleighxoxo]

Y’all call it “holding grudges” I call it I saw who you are and I’m not unseeing it

[NALAG💘 @BreezyApril_]

I’m an out of sight out of mind type of person. I can get over anything as long as I’m nowhere near it, ion hear from it & I don’t have to see it.

[MZulu wa Limpopo @KabeloMohlah02]

Thank you Spiderman for saving my son's cake 🥺❤️

[emily 👑 @eem_sjaaay]

our air went out and it’s like 76° in our house right now. I know that’s not HORRIBLE, but i just wanna know why tf someone would choose to set the thermostat that high 🥴 i’m melting

[emily 👑 @eem_sjaaay]

@yagirlhailz i mean better than not feeding them

[emily 👑 @eem_sjaaay]

@LilBriscoe me you and the poncho

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[billy chapata. @iambrillyant]

if you were competing with me in any capacity, i wouldn’t have a clue because i am too busy watering the flowers in my own garden to even notice.

[eateverythng ™️ @eateverythng]

When someone lights a cigarette around me

[emily 👑 @eem_sjaaay]

@Potts__ right to left

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

can’t run forever