Emma

im a boss ass bitch

[Emma @eemscole]

@rykrawczyk I feel this on many levels lol

[Emma @eemscole]

I wonder every time my child drinks her bath water if it will ever effect her long term hahahah cuz damn. It’s gross and she does it more often then I’m proud to say lol

[Emma @eemscole]

“This girl, ya know was on there cuz, ya know..they have to hire them and you know what? She actually knew what she was talking about?” Ohhhhhhhh mother fucker.

[Emma @eemscole]

Currently listening to 70+ year old men talk about women in sports. I could literally punch them in the face if it was appropriate for a pregnant women to do so in public lol

[Emma @eemscole]

I’m pretty proud of myself for not realizing Instagram and Facebook were down yesterday 😂

[Emma @eemscole]

@kaitmart You got this mama!!!

[Emma @eemscole]

If you don’t study a menu before you go out for a meal, you’re a liar 🤚🏼

[Emma @eemscole]

Yesterday a lady came up to me and Charlie at Walmart. She literally grabbed what Charlie was holding and then touched her head. She asked me a question and I just stared, stuttering, trying to answer her question. Shocked, because idk. Pandemic. 100% a pandemic mom right here

[Emma @eemscole]

It’s sooooo irritating how many times I’ve called to change my address to service canada, for them to not change it.....😡

[Emma @eemscole]

I keep saying “oh dear” and it’s annoying myself, so I’m pretty sure it’s annoying others lmao

[Emma @eemscole]

Why are all the cool Amazon finds on TIKTok American. It makes me sad

[Emma @eemscole]

Justin wanted to watch I Am Legend tonight. I’m a little upset with him. He’s making me relive the trauma of this fantastic movie. God dammit “SAM”.

[Emma @eemscole]

Anyone else get annoyed when your email automatically uses your iCloud email???? Cause it really annoys me lol

[Emma @eemscole]

I think I go to Walmart pick up too much...they all know me and ask where Charlie is if she isn’t here 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emma @eemscole]

So far Charlie has got her finger caught in the register and split her lip open and both times she bled everywhere within an hour or so before I head into work. Let’s hope nothing bloody happens tomorrow cuz then I’m taking it as a sign to not go back to work lol

[Emma @eemscole]

I’m on tik tok and people send people presents? Like who sends a stranger on tik tok presents???

[Emma @eemscole]

So many things in my Amazon cart I want to buy buuuuuuuuut #selfcontrol

[Emma @eemscole]

Covid can suck it. We should have had our house signed over and completed months ago. But nah, apparently Covid is such a little dick it delays a signature from the county for over a month.....😭

[Emma @eemscole]

Leaving Reba alone in the house loose for the first time since she was 6 months old. I’m super nervous. Last time she ate our couch hahaha

[Emma @eemscole]

@kaitmart Literally all i spend my money on these days lmao