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[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

this is what july is going to feel like

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

@trinyagerbok @wave_to_earth Hi! I am still selling for face value :3

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

the urge to yell every payday

[megan @chismosavirus]

i can tell when my latte was made by a straight barista 😒

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

when i was younger and wanted a sandwich but didnt have ham i would microwave sausage and make a ‘sauswich’

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Putting my phone down so i can really focus on losing my mind

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

why does it feel so wrong and embarrassing when you’re waiting for the doctor but you’re on your phone, then when they come in you rush to put it away? idk what else to do but why do I feel this way 😐😐

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

why all moms swear that all their friends want a tutorial on Facebook live? my mom: y luego le agregamos un poco de leche, yo no lo mido pero como ven asi queda

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

how y’all getting your vaccine? 🔊 I thought there was a waitlist 🗣🗣

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

pomegranates

[world princess @xenswurld]

chosing violence from now on ♥️ ill heal in hell

[kelly @kelllicopter]

walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i’d rather be dead

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i don’t ever wanna be a working woman. i’m sorry feminists 💔

[samantha @milkygoddess]

hey mom can you come pick me up i feel like no one likes me again

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

nunca me dejes de querer

[lezly @eeriesplendorr]

cancel all schools, all schools should be canceled!! EXPEL THEM