Definitely Not Eevee

Absolutely a Pikachu / No, seriously / Please stop throwing Poké Balls / ☦️

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I'm not actually a Pikachu but an Eevee

[oneeyedalpaca @OneEyedAlpaca]

share a completely fabricated piece of lore about yourself

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@ouranometrian2 Eating vegetables is good for you

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@BarneyFlames Tbf a significant portion of britains still remember rationing, so it’s probably True(relatively)

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@RussellIan5 Tehran

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@SkepticalAlpaca I suppose the reason people don't make that association with doctors is because they all spend the money on light aircraft they'll eventually die in.

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@ouranometrian2 Put the baby on. Gotta start em young.

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@kitten_beloved Don't worry Kitten, no matter how much everyone else forgets I'll never forget that you're a man playing a women playing a man on the internet

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@cljack Full of mosquitoes

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@ouranometrian2 Sounds more like they're from Pluto(frigid)

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I have no one to blame but myself, however. YOU WERE IN THE OTHER ROOM WHEN I TURNED MY BACK.

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@SeanMombo wtf, how much power output are you planning for?

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@EricRichards22 Because like certain carnivorous animals I get sufficient liquid from my prey

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@zeta_globin Unfortunately no, NYC will not be smitten from the face of the Earth

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@AStratelates You sell cheap hotdogs?

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@LiteralSheridan Considerate of them to make the Argentinians feel at home

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@AStratelates You forgot the most important school
https://t.co/XXotMn7xfR

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@AStratelates Speak for yourself. I am virtuous because genetics made me Soft and Cute

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@EricRichards22

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@ouranometrian2 How does that work when there's only a 1 year window between a women becoming an adult and hitting the wall?

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Find yourself someone that looks at you the way Ahri looks at a light beam on the wall

[Klara @klara_sjo]

My battery is growing so big and strong.

Do I need to buy a new casing for it or does it shed and regrow like a lobster?

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@planefag What? You should be out on the porch/balcony with a beer.