nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
You might think what’s happening in Kansas doesn’t affect you because you’re not trans, but the same government telling us you need ID to vote, is showing us how easy it is for them to take our ID. Wake up.
im begging you people please stop joking about the epstein files. real children were tortured, raped and killed. its never been a joking matter so please quit it.
TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.
I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish this PhD. *screams for two hours, takes a deep breath* I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish this PhD. I'm gonna finish-