Emma Britton

Cupcake maestro with a penchant for random stupidity

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@realMaalouf Women have never been safe in Europe.

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@LloydsBank Hi Janet, thanks for getting back to me, it seems to have resolved itself now. Thanks anyway

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⁦@LloydsBank⁩ congrats on the new app but I can’t use it because this pop up won’t close, I’ve closed the app a couple of times but the little sucker just won’t go away. Any suggestions?

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@bbcweather is it really going to be 7 degrees in Newport Pagnell for the rest of the week? 🤨

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@SoVeryBritish 100% roasties

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@ML_Philosophy Genuine interest in other people

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@MindHaste Taking your bra off when you get home

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@PerfectGuide_ Their posture

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@SoVeryBritish My colleague received 40 cigarettes because she was always bumming them off other people. She was NOT happy.

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@ML_Philosophy In our case it was my cooking.

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@ladbible Created the NHS

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@ML_Philosophy Not even a little bit.

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@Life__Quotes Except my silly spaniel does occasionally nibble my nose when we’re playing

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@NoContextBrits Is this actually a thing?

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@ML_Philosophy Them not being there for me when I was at rock bottom. Luckily I have real friends who loved me through it.

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@Hayd_is_back @qikipedia Sounds idyllic

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@absoluteradio I saw a woman munch her way through a bag of prawns on the tube, they still had the heads and legs attached and she just crunched through the whole lot! Yuck. Emma

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@marksandspencer having a nightmare with your online delivery and this kind of badly written response really isn’t at all helpful

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Love this!

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@BBCEarth My old lady Em and nutty spaniel Murphy..every day is international dog day for them