Alex Murphy

this is definitely my first twitter account

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

Hello again!

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

why didnt they use this clip for promo

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

"in certain contexts, it has far more serious consequences: it can make it harder to see the past clearly, and thus make it harder to understand the present"

[Travis Shosa @travis_shosa]

If you figure out what this one means, lemme know. I basically know but if your interpretation is better, I'll steal it.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

I am formally requesting that Aaron Rupar takes the day off.

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

@hayleyhexagon being a side hoe to a beautiful woman is on the bucket list ngl

[artsartsarts @_artsartsarts]

caught the mother fucker on camera

[ｙｕｉ @yui_antinomy]

this is one of the craziest hollywood stories i've ever come across.

[Kristin Naigus 🎙🪈 @field_of_reeds]

I thought these trending Dunkin' eagle cups were terribly ugly until I saw someone call them canopic jars. Now they're 100% better

[Grace @gracecamille_]

some people have all the luck

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

[Liam Rose 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ FREE 🇵🇸 @lrphilipson]

Mr. Kojima sir, I heard that this character is powered by the Sun or breathes through her skin or whatever it was, like that other character from metal gear. And since she’s indoors at night she’s gonna need even less clothes than that to be able to survive

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

@mcmansionhell headline is purportedly from a year ago and also it's fake

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

images you can hear <balloon stretch, leather scrunch, cute pop>

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

@norabird clad in the woke mind virus

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

@soonrightaway oh my god I thought the Drake thing was a joke

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Convenient spot for dealing with rejection one way or another.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're gonna play the rivoli

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

She’s so real for this 💍

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

Can't stop thinking about this @erinisaway story with every escalating headline https://t.co/wjMbmHqKGD

[Page Six @PageSix]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding menu uncovered as lobster, chicken, French fries and more are delivered to MSG https://t.co/9rYCK0fqS7

[Alex Murphy @effetewoodmac]

@MetaReflexive @familyhyaenidae those are WOMEN who have had SEX and that's not NORMAL