Plato's Pupil

Attention Whore

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@jarvis_best Snack?

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@jeff_gluck Love the pole. Keep the pole!

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@jarvis_best @NancyMace Wow, silencing women now? Get his ass Nancy.

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@AaronLemingNFL 🙏

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@ProFootballDoc @AaronLemingNFL Not an Achilles?

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@TravisRockhold Dislike.

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@JesseKellyDC I would add beer and schnitzel to the list.

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@jarvis_best Are you sure they were actually women?

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@SirajAHashmi Dire Gays

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@jarvis_best There’s 14 legs there?

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@nascarcasm Hopefully he doesn’t take him from the rear.

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@3YearLetterman How large did you go?

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I’ve heard this same argument from “my wife” before.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bears RB D'Andre Swift, who left Thursday’s practice and was said to be in significant discomfort, was said to be experiencing “a cramp”, per sources.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?

𝗣𝗮����𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.

𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!

Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!

AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!

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@NancyMace @jarvis_best Get his ass, Queen. He’s been straying further and further from the well… He needs to get his act together.

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@50YearsAgoLive I was there.

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@3YearLetterman Only thing I move more than America is Dolly Parton.

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@SirajAHashmi Mike Pence can fix this.

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@3YearLetterman I thought he only staid in North Korea.

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@mkhammer Motherhood is so beautiful. Thank you for sharing these.