Landon Drake Jr.

Objectivity

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@TheReelHamilton @TrapTheMovie The only way this movie had a shot at being interesting was if it turned out to be some psychotic dream sequence. Instead, it was just an incredibly unrealistic, juvenile waste of time.

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@KiDCuDi @TrapTheMovie I wish I could get those 2 hours back.

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@CriticsChoice @TrapTheMovie This is what a movie looks like when you spend zero dollars on technical advisors. Way to mock Police and Law Enforcement for 2-hours to subsidize an otherwise paper-thin plot. Thank Jesus for Taylor Sheridan projects. This movie should have aired on Nickelodeon or Lifetime.

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@lisaaiko @TrapTheMovie The only reason movies like this are remotely suspenseful is due to the cartoonishly unrealistic portrayal of police and law enforcement. This movie is literally how a 7-year old might imagine this situation playing out. It is a complete waste of time for adults to watch this.

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@Shall0w_Graves @PoorThingsFilm @MarkRuffalo This movie is gross, tedious, and self-absorbed but it had a great ending.

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@TheAcademy @PoorThingsFilm Emma Stone is great. This movie is terrible. #poorthingsmovie

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@LaariMi @PoorThingsFilm I feel bad for Emma Stone. Hollywood is a bottom feeding embarrassment. Despite receiving an accidental Oscar, everyone associated with this movie should know it is not good and that everyone with taste absolutely hates it. #poorthingsfilm

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@Teyachu @PoorThingsFilm @TheAcademy @ElementPictures @searchlightpics This movie gets zero stars. It was clinically awful.

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@malicious_moon @PoorThingsFilm @TheAcademy @ElementPictures @searchlightpics This movie is awful by any standard. Our country has been robbed of all sense of standards. Citizenry: be better. People who like this movie have been roobed of their sense of quality. It tries so hard to be unique and interesting but fails wildly on both counts. #poorthingsfilm

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@camdenmusique @TomCruise Your run was significantly better than the movie.

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Mission Impossible 7 is 3 hours you will never get back in your life. If you like rambling, CGI car chases that cartoonishly ignore physics, and heaps of inconsequential fist fights, where after 7-minutes of trading blows, everyone is fine, then you will love #MissionImpossible7

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@bazanovic @mandgoggs Same! This movie was vomitous. AI has a way to go.

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@Reeechiexxl I have never agreed more with a tweet than this one. The Tutor is a full horseshit movie. Netflix owes us.

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@KirbyGirl6 #thetutor on Netflix must have been written by an 11-year old. It is terrible. #RyanKing #JordanRoss

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@3leggedleelu Hahaha yes, this movie was not written by a human being (or was written by a completely ignorant loser)

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@Reeechiexxl This movie is a disaster. Everyone involved in the production of this film needs to go back to waiting tables.

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@angelfairy2222 It starts well, but quickly becomes painfully unbelievable. If you like endless scenes of people pulling guns on each other and never firing, a complete absence of tactical discipline, and a bottomless supply of impotent false bravado, you’re going to love Money Heist.

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#LadyVoyer on #Netflix is desperately in need of an armorer/weapons consultant. The amount of flagging and lack of trigger discipline is embarrassing. Similarly, the sex scenes appear to have been choreographed by a 67-year old virgin. It’s an unrealistic mess #ladyvoyeurnetflix

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I will not be surprised if the final episode of The Recruit on Netflix reveals that the entire series took place inside of the mind of a 12-year old girl imagining what life in the agency is like. #TheRecruitNetflix #Netflix #TheRecruit #GenZCIA

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@FounderFlori Quoting you: “5) We are reachable through our usual channels (ticket, chat bot, email and phone) and via @BlockFiSupport.” Well, that didn’t last long! lol 😂 Way to turn your back on your clients. Can’t wait for when your children find out how spineless you were.