She_Saitama

Lover of dogs...Snack enthusiast...Lord give me patience but hurry

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

What is that last statement?😂

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Maisha ya freelancing inakuanga imejaa uncertainties.
Unatokanga kejani na 120 bob kwa mfuko ya fare pekee alafu jioni unarudi na 7,000.
Next day ukitoka home na hio 7,000 unarudi na 18,000, then next day uko na 3k na Wifi iko due but relief ni at least huna mtoto amemeza panga.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@mercymurugi Have a good one.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

Who is skipping Monday, Tuesday and heads straight for Wednesday?

[Motivation @mylovliving]

Take each day as it comes.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@miss_mumbzk It was a couple of years ago, he said.

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

I’m so fucking sick of innocent people suffering because of these psychotic world leaders

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@JILLKUI @makupa_ He’s should be arrested then guys can figure out what he’s done later.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

We need new conspiracies, the old ones have become facts.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@Kev_Kipchiiz Thank you.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

I want to sever every moment of my blooms before the rains start…because, well, less sunshine means fewer blooms. 🌸🌧️

[King Eddie is Forever Paid 🦅😁🥰 ♈️♈️♈️😈 @BLaze4490]

Girls Who Like Being Choked During Sex Are The Same Ones That Cry If You Yell At Em 😂😭

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

Dicks are SO good. They’re just attached to bad people

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Younger generations can’t fathom the concept of sustained interest in something because they’ve been socially conditioned to consume a shiny new product/media every 2 weeks

[🫧Celestial Muse🧚‍♀️ @Itsolga5]

#AkiliNiNywele.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@EchoesofMe_1 Sir, the school’s name is visible in 3 other places.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

How to operate an excavator/ bulldozer / grader ama roller.

Play the Saxophone too.

[Tolbert @T3rblot]

5. What do you want to learn in the near future? #Tee30

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@GayaTosh This is neat 👌

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@6footBarefoot And fail fast.

[Kĩoni ♏️ @NyamburaGobela]

Guess who has a bird bath for her Garden of Broken Things? Zero wastage ♻️

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@NyamburaGobela Love that you repurposed!❤️

Put some rocks in there. Butterflies and bees will stand on these so they don’t drown.

[She_Saitama @effycammile]

@vickydashiky They will use a food truck to kidnap me because why did I see hotdogs?