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[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

This is so succinct and such a dagger. The situation is obviously so much more complicated than this. But also it’s kind of not.

[edward wagner @efswagner]

@TMZ Time to lay for a while chief

[edward wagner @efswagner]

@MyGolfSpy 🧢 on Micah, I’ve never seen a decent score out of him

[edward wagner @efswagner]

Are there tee times in heaven?

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

H12TORY MADE 🏆

[edward wagner @efswagner]

I recommend everyone to follow @realDonaldTrump, he has a great sense of humor and also some intelligent things to say.

[edward wagner @efswagner]

@jgault13 Don’t worry Jon it’s been record lows in Florida all year

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Shhhhhh!!! Patience!

[edward wagner @efswagner]

@TronCarterNLU SUCH a good call holding off on grading Dak’s season. Historic meltdown.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

targeting Chase Claypool in double coverage to lose the division is certainly a choice

[edward wagner @efswagner]

@NoLayingUp @Maxhoma Damn he called you guys out and other media sources for the sounding board you guys all are for fake news… WOOF

Thought he’d kill Tron

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

VIKTOR HOVLAND JUST MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE ON THE PAR-4 5TH AT MARCO SIMONE! 🤯

[edward wagner @efswagner]

@BigRandyNLU @AndyTFE I’ll give Michael block $129/hour to STFU

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

If you left your almost-full journal and a copy of Aurelius’ “Meditations” on the Q train, DM me so I can send them back to you. I know I’d be heartbroken if I lost my diary.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Of course. Of course the season was gonna be decided on a shit call. Of course. Of course. Of course,

[edward wagner @efswagner]

Jesus has been the real winner

[Cam Lee @cleezus]

Sports Day VI