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[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

“Men like slim women”

Men would microwave a peach and still only last 2 pumps pls no one cares what men like

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@renviary LONG HAIR RICHARD

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@PARKERSTRIL0GY I think I had a mental block against finding him attractive while he was playing a teenager even though Tom himself was in his 20s. Something definitely shifted for me, like I get it now.

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@chronomarcy @shoytebag I am so glad someone else thought this because I’ve seen people praise that scene and I cannot stand it. It’s such a horrible way to view womanhood not to mention it’s straight up TERF rhetoric

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@cloudyskulll The exact reaction I’d have unfortunately because wdym I have to carry 2 of your massive babies at once. Snip snip for Duncan

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@dunkaerions I saw art where Aerion claimed Sunfyre and made him decorative armor and I think about it a lot

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@louisybachy @Moonwitchss Ugh Aerion would be an evil ass Arabian

[Disabled Trash Witch♿ @StinkRatsCharms]

Going to the dispo is so embarrassing. Like no, Im not cool enough to know where to get drugs. That's why I have to go to this commercially zoned building

[ImmortalGuyonTwit @DaImmortalGuy]

If I was Batman I'd be fine with throwing joker back in bars every week but Condiment King gotta die I cannot sanction that buffoonery

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@nightsrunnerr He also refuses to vape and thinks he’s better than everyone for it (he’s right)

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

gateway drug. before you know it you'll be smoking pipe dreams and shooting up shoulda woulda coulda

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

i have a theory that a lot of dead bedrooms arise because of husbands groping their wives while she’s doing the dishes or smacking her ass when she’s vacuuming under the couch. your pavloving her to associate sex with chores!

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Kevin O’Leary criticizing Gen Z’s spending habits:

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@haunted0clock Mental association of big guys being hairy and thin guys being hairless? I think this is something most people have subconsciously bc I felt the exact same way 💀

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@yaoipresidente But did you see the sequel

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@_internett_ I did see a comment in another post about Jason’s white streak where the commenter mentioned they knew someone who got smacked pretty good in the head (baseball I think) and that portion of hair started growing in white. Apparently head wounds can sometimes damage the follicles

[EG @eg_mayfield]

@vekharious PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

And that's why serial killers were stacking you losers up like cheap plywood cause you were all sickly and dehydrated