Eli Geffin

Laughter is my job. Tears are my game. Law is my profession.

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

@ShamsCharania @LeBatardShow ☠️ NYK

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

@MiamiHurricanes @CanesHoops 📍

[wint @dril]

in real life yoda would get eaten by a dog

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

@Vol_Football Lol

[JR Reed @Jr_Reed1]

Barking right now ! 🐶

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

Georgia scored

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

@ScottWoolf Got em

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://t.co/zB6Asth3ig

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

@ScottWoolf @eddiebauer I may need to if my Amazon order doesn’t come in time 🥶

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

#godawgs

[Dawg Sports @dawgsports]

It has been 4,751 days since the University of Florida won a college football national championship.

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

Kirby Smart at halftime vs UF.

You’re welcome.

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

HBTFD??

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

People don’t need to reply to every one of these tweets with a joke comment. This isn’t some kind of comedy corner for goofing around. Epcot is a business.

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

@FedEx is just absolute worst. I don’t understand why any retailer uses them.

[99 @99_Samples]

Outkast could make Come Together. The Beatles could never make So Fresh, So Clean

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Sean Taylor would have celebrated his 38th birthday today 🙏

[Eli Geffin @egeffin]

RIP to a real one.

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

BREAKING: Legendary coach Howard Schnellenberger, who started the Miami Hurricanes dynasty, dies at 87 https://t.co/e8CcQTE43s

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is just an amazing moment from a defense attorney