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Ore No Namae Wa Jaaack

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I think I really did peak in high school which is crazy bc I was a loser then too

[james⋆ꕤ˚｡⋆ @whenraiindrops]

growing up is slowly realising that ur not special at all and actually u kinda suck

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

the male concept of seeing a woman so fine you get mad

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

It’s so nice being a loser. I don’t go anywhere or do anything. I exist in a bubble filled with content I choose to engage with. One day I will lose everything and I will die like an abandoned dog on the street.

[pingu @pingu4ll]

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool

[۟ @uveie]

music is probably the greatest thing to exist

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[eggvomit @egg__vomit]

@spectre0799 this is just a horror movie soundtrack😂

[christover @bored2die]

Everyone is so ugly in their own way

[🦷ray @fyomuncher]

no amount of compliments or sweet words will change the disgust i have for myself

[323 @Ggod323]

I suck at the cool older brother archetype

[aysia @vrycuul]

my main goal in life is to befriend at least one crow

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

at da end of the day u just gotta remember that ur just some guy

[lina @digitalheart777]

nothing disgusts me more than myself

[Josh !! @Joshontwt]

i keep looking at hot people and going “oh my god i should kill myself”

[danny @dannethboi]

i hate how much nature suffers due to the greed of man

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

It was bold of my parents to assume I wanted the gift of life