eli not elijah !!

everyday elijah updates and everything else elijah™, king of rejectionville, he followed 7/31/17🥚 #eggheadarmy #eggo4eva

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i’m trying to decide if eli is a sub or dom honestly it could go either way for me

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converting to a kpop account

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omg gm king

[CANCERBOY @CANC3RBOY]

good morning

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eli or da elijah fo today

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i wish eli would do anytjing if he walked by me i would run up and let him exhale in a bottle and keep the bottle of eli’s breath to smell on special occasions

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.

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Life is eternal torment, pain is the only sensation my feeble brain can register at this point. When flipped on its back, should the turtle even struggle or beckon the hawk to dine?

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eli fell off tbh😪

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wrongf acciunt

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eat ur veggie

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@walmartrun :-) always happy to meet a fan dm me and we can talk about eli lol

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@ejijah_ i’m sorry father i have sinned

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*eli not elijah

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elijah’s daily schedule
9:30 - wake up
9:45 - tweet the funny thing
9:50 - tweet about my beautiful wife
10:00 - kiss my beautiful wife
11:30 - overthrow pres. maurdo
12:00 - make a sammich
12:30 - nap
6:15 - nother sammich
7:00 - talk about minecraft w my friends
8:00 - bedtime

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haha, eli has been posting about his *gulps* wife a lot lately so i came up with this c-cool shirt dm me if you would like to buy

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@ejijah_ 😳😳love you t-too

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@ejijah_ (O.M.G. he responded) i only said it because i’m gay for you i’m sorry lord

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The Rumor Come Out: Does Egg Boy is Gay?

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guess what mf day it is #nationaleliday

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@ejijah_ @webski_ @americanstruggl @zackvillqueef @impriscillaaa @Ianc7191 n-notice me (´＿｀。)