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president of the jordan mailata fan club,
america's favorite husky white boy, and
the most handsomest man in philadelphia

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hey guys it's #butt time

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@chrishansen whats your favorite food? do you like duck? i feel like you enjoy duck. or maybe steak frites? thanks! big fan..have a great day :)

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this is a renaissance painting

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my goat fr

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bad youtube game reviewer but his evil alter ego whi makes him play bad sega saturn games is rudyard kipling thanks

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pisa love and understanding or somethin maaaaaannn

[OnThisDayInGaming @OnThisDayGaming]

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots for the PS3 was released on this day, 18 years ago (2008)

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Episode 109: Atari Sports

Submitted from our Discord!

[Cartoon History @Cartoonhistory2]

‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ released 30 years ago today on ova / ona.

[小島秀夫 @Kojima_Hideo]

4/30。

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y is the judge and that one blonde lady is one of the feminists and she's just goin NUTS on the witness stand and bob's also wearing a hat too and he's wearing the shirt AT the trial and it makes some kind of bigger point @mrbobodenkirk @davidcrosss @RealTomKenny

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mr. show skit its the new trial of the century but its the "mount and dew me trial" bob odenkirk is some shmuck who walked past some feminists march wearing a "mount and dew me t shirt" and he doesnt really get what all the hubbubs about and david cross is the lawyer and tom kenn

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this creacher enters prepared except its me and i preemptively grab a dinner beer as i go to sit down what to eat because my cooking beer is almost empty

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*in a childs voice* my name is sumpterdixon

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A model of Knuckles' laughing expression, from 'Sonic The Fighters'.

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A very special follower, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, wished to share with the world that today is his 18th birthday!

He celebrated at a birthday party with his “gal pals,” pictured here:

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dude are you fucking STUPID lmao i cant believe you feel for that lol what a dumbass

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All of history's greatest military minds have, at some point, gotten to angry that they shit their pants.

Patton, Napoleon, even Sun Tzu.

Want to learn more? Check this out 👇🏻

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spit on your local protestant today <3

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

'Dragon Ball' first aired on this day 40 years ago in 1986