Florian Rochestie, M.D.

I’d rather be fishing

[Claude Monet @artistmonet]

The Seine Below Rouen - 1872 #artbots #monet

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

WoeVicky

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

you made this bed, now rot in it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Y’all keep me laughing with these text messages every day bruh. Swear I got the best phone 😂

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Creepers gonna creep. #minecraft

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

How badly do you think Chet wants to post a video of him eating the kool aid pineapples but cant because of the optics

[Mervin @holeliker]

dih bih gah

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

You need to be InquiryMaxxing. You need to be asking questions.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

He was a dude who liked bacon, she was senorita awesome. Can I make it anymore obvious?

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

Just got accepted to Fugue State, class of 2030! So excited for this next chapter!

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

Neighbor kids threw mud against the side of my house, I have GOT to get my money up.

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

If that one BossMan Dlow song was written by Diddy instead:

“This a lotion party you cannot get in!”

[cav empty @cavempty_]

was sleepy as hell on my drive to work and i couldn’t stop thinking about the brick method of driving

[Florian Rochestie, M.D. @eggeatingunit]

Pynchon character called Spike Cortisol