elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨

i’m elliott. my life is a wreck, you can watch it live here. nsfw on occasion, don’t interact if you’re under 18.

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

the baddest bitch i’ve got on my side 🖤🖤🖤 @dollastorecandy

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

autistic flappy hands, wine drunk, this is my new favorite song @MissioMusic

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

always chosen last

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

if our time expires you’ve been nice to know

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i hope you feel like a man for screaming at someone half your age till he cries.

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i’m gonna be an uncle!!!!

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i hope my “friends” never fucking need anything from me again. i had info for you AND $50 for helping with your student loan payment but you aren’t getting either now. fuck you.

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i get sympathy but no empathy. i get advice but it’s bc they want me to shut up, not bc they care. idk where i went wrong.

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

need friends rn more than anything, feeling like i have nobody more than ever

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i’m not crying over a man in his 40s with a girlfriend, you are.

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i bring the vibes, not the wisdom

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

“i’m not gonna complain about the consequences of having butt sex”

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

hey can i get one single day that’s not absolutely fucked to hell and back PLEASE

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

just got friendzoned in the best possible way i’m beaming rn

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

can’t even talk to my person abt it bc they’re going through too much and this is petty

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i just shaved my face for the first time. the hair’s gone so i’m dysphoric, it burns because i didn’t have shaving cream, and the person who promised to teach me wasn’t there. all in all 2/10 experience and now i’m going to cry myself to sleep

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

“i’m not NOT a communist actually”

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

anyways today i’m pissed off because gas was 30 cents more expensive where i decided to go

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

my 13th reason is the six pack i just bought says twist off but the caps won’t twist off

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

i have a lot of thoughts about a lot of things and absolutely none of them are nice

[elliott thibodeau 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @eggliott_]

all cis* dudes piss on the floor

*”cis dudes, sorry”