Mr. Eggs B

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[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@TMZ My dad did the same thing to me after i cussed

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

Guy at the bar who does air guitars for drum solos and air drums for guitar solos

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

Personally there’s no shot I’m best son in the world, i mean I don’t even see myself in the top 20

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

How the fuck does everyone have the best mom in the world

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

Savannah Banana’s baseball player son or OF daughter

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Me to my girlfriend after 6 (six) summer shandys and a 3mg Peppermint Zyn

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

5-9 after my 9-5 son or only fans daughter

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@kpdemon6 @bread157 @CantEverDie No that’s not possible, he’s too young and can’t speak any words besides reciting bits and pieces of the Quran.

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@kpdemon6 @bread157 @CantEverDie He’s right, even my new baby cousin came out of the womb in full support of Netanyahu’s genocide in Gaza.

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@Realjaybackup Still trying to figure out what team you’re talking about chief, spoiler was no help.

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@muskonIine Thank you, AI. Do you need any money? I would like to send you my 401K.

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@elonmusk Richest man in world is sad 😔.

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@BarryOnHere Hey man, you’re like 33 years old i think you need to wrap it up

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@LizardX @elonmusk Are you going to have sex with him

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@Chad200Powers @AW3MUSIC @smarshxo Wait a minute, the Bucs lost what? Say that again.

[Mr. Eggs B @eggsbenedict692]

@rupertpupkin67 Real funny, i just had sex with your uncle.

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Clicking through Steiny’s public Snapchat stories while in the office just to feel something.

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Feel like girls don’t get called losers enough