james

your local champagne socialist 🥂
I'm like Sylvia Plath if she was bisexual

[james @eggserton]

I love love loooove pretending

[james @eggserton]

@kingclem69 delete this??

[james @eggserton]

whole timeline hbo girls again

[james @eggserton]

today I walked 7 miles and had Thai green curry for dinner

[james @eggserton]

It's only a matter of time until someone makes an abysmal musical adaptation of The Boys in the Band and honestly I can't wait to see the state of this app the day that happens

[james @eggserton]

when I was struggling with an essay I would go to the tomb of Bede for guidance, sometimes Cuthbert too if it was really dire

[USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr]

“Kiss the icon, perhaps God will help you pass the exam!” Soviet satirical poster from 1984.

[james @eggserton]

where he met his new girlfriend

[james @eggserton]

he's moving to London...

[james @eggserton]

START SPREADING THE NEWS

[Pedro Ramiro @_pedroramiro]

-Entrei num PUB em Manchester pra lavar a mão

-No banheiro, um bêbado entra do nada e vomita na minha calça

-Ele me dá 10 pounds pra compensar

-Pra pedir bençãos depois disso, fui visitar a Cathedral de Manchester

-Tava fechada porque alguém jogou ácido na cara do outro

ESTOU APENAS HÁ 6 HORAS EM MANCHESTER

[james @eggserton]

@charleymwallace price-dependent methinks

[Pitsi @Pitashrisays]

Are you sure?

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

how it feels to like geordie greep and be a normal person

[james @eggserton]

@The_Pequod_ this was your fault somehow idk

[james @eggserton]

I might have just seen a mouse in the kitchen but I'm moving out in two days and have low-key been hallucinating things at the edge of my vision for a few weeks now anyway so idgaf

[james @eggserton]

@charleymwallace oomf hit tweet

[james @eggserton]

how it feels

[dooney and broke @fincherslay]

stressed as fuck but doing nothing to change it

[⚔️Kellter🛡️ @KellterMythos]

Shoutout to the Anglo Saxon fellow that decided to inscribe the entire runic alphabet on his seax then chuck it in the Thames for some reason, that was very helpful

[james @eggserton]

Might terrorise this guy who used to be obsessed with me

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Being someone who genuinely loves to talk about the weather