James Egerton

he/him

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

there is nothing more relaxing than being a non-participant in the heterosexual drama

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

Ic eom modorfirentacna!

[Deidre J Owen @deidrejowen]

I’m filling out a medical form online and I’m curious who’s out there speaking Old English.

[Alina Stefanescu @aliner]

After the first glass of vodka
you can accept just about anything
of life even your own mysteriousness

- Frank O'Hara, "As Planned"

[elle nash @saderotica]

Otessa Moshfegh in Bookforum

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

@BWSEnglish @BWSArts1 @BWordsworths Selling for an A* 🥰🤗

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

Thank you to the stranger who taught me how to jumpstart my car when it wouldn't start and pushed it from behind

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

Piggy:
Jack: delete it fat <3

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

I came out defending myself against rumours which only birthed more, even worse, rumours. People stopped saying hello to me and I didn't make friends for years. Even today I still hear the word faggot tossed around like it's nothing. #LGBTatSchool

[Stonewall @stonewalluk]

What was it like being #LGBTatSchool? Did you get the support you needed? Did your school deal well with bullying? Quote this tweet with the hashtag #LGBTatSchool and share your stories on why we urgently need to tackle LGBT bullying.

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

Abolish Eton, if not for the jarring socioeconomic divide then for the types of boys it produces.

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

@handysidesophie Yeah just sentenced to death by the spanish inquisition 🤗💞 you? <3

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

Emotional manipulation: 0/5
- very unsexy
- uninventive

Being locked in an eerily decorated room with a huge pit and a razor sharp blade swinging closer and closer to you: 5/5
- creative
- fun exposition
- might have to get freaky with the rats and a hunk of raw meat

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Signing off an email with HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND:
- meh

Signing off an email with BEWARE MACDUFF; BEWARE THE THANE OF FIFE:
- ominous
- memorable
- a helpful tip

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Mostly I miss attending country balls, refusing to dance with anyone I don't already know, and saying "She's tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me" in reference to the woman I will one day marry

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

We interrupt our regularly scheduled memes to bring you some reading recommendations for the weekend 📚

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

@fieldofrice Checkmate. Two accounts, my morality is still in check.

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

@eggserton @daisyzooma Well said brother

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

Poetry hits different when you're not emotionally numb.

[James Egerton @jamesegerton03]

@fieldofrice Golgi apparatus?