eggsnbakey

Just a little egg. Eating a little bacon. Minding my own business. And occasionally dipping some toast into yours (if it amuses me)…

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

Can y’all see me now?

[Spell Breaker @versollato]

@pepesgrandma The algorithm is designed to push "innocent" content like cats and feet... do this every now and then and you'll see the difference.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

Proof everybody really was Kung Fu fighting…

[Sodium Vapor @vapornatrii]

@markgranza You never saw elementary school me pretend to be Jackie Chan while Tchaikovsky’s Slavic March played on the stereo.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@NikkiBAEley @Hitchslap1 Sent the husband out for 4 lemons…

he came back with a bag of limes and a jar of peanut butter.

They can’t follow a list either.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@Here4lolz420

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It’s Saturday, Babies! 🌞❤️🎸

[Dave @Here4lolz420]

@FeistSportsCard Cha Ching 💰 💎 😂

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

Dare I brag about now having 147 followers…

And risk the subtraction fairies removing 10 in the dead of night?

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@jenbegakis Try using your face to have drinks sent to where you are.

More efficient.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@CryptidWorksYT @zoomybee But did you touch the disco ball?

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

Massive amounts of alcohol and occasional chats with stray cats

[merryweather @merryletters]

@gr8writingtips Have been wondering how Hemingway did it

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@Dovakiin923 It now officially has squatters rights.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

Wisconsin + 1 please, y’all

[Cam @CamCooksey1776]

Y’all welcome

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@motylesny @OccultFriends

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@OccultFriends @motylesny gross…

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@novateoAdoro @JesusIsKing0588 @PlisskenPatriot @dukesdoctrine_ You don’t say…

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@novateoAdoro @JesusIsKing0588 @PlisskenPatriot @dukesdoctrine_ Mornin’ “Nova” (if that is your real name…)

[X22 Report @X22Report]

@WhiteHouse 👀

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@JustineBateman “Voted”

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

“Put your wife on the phone so I can explain it to someone reasonable.”

~ Twitter Tuesday

[Weazel @__WZL_]

@dyhptg @St1ka @timeextension64 No where in the Youtube TOS does it say you can report content for copyright when someone insults you on Twitter. You're getting too emotional, put your wife on the phone so I can explain it to someone reasonable.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@MadNorskie @MorganBarrettX @shoshido … and only eats Wagyu beef imported from Japan.

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

@RevolverNewsUSA Why does the algorithm always hide the posts with the funniest comments?

. . . crying shame

[eggsnbakey @eggsnbakey17]

Another reason to support local businesses ❤️

[Si-Fu Jasper @SiFuJasper]

Maybe in Europe. But I understand.

The pizza restaurant next to my Wing Chun school makes me a carnivore meal (owner calls it the Jasper Special 😁): 2 cheeseburger patties, 4 eggs over easy, and a side of butter and parmesan cheese. I only add sea salt that I keep at the school.

I will be ordering that today after classes when we sit for a movie night at the school.