edgar and benedict

your local armchair physicists

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not catholic but for lent i will be giving up

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@groypgamble @electionsjoe you can still delete this

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I can’t believe they included Netanyahu in celeb cameos on the #loveislandUSAfinale

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inside you there are 100,000 wolves (sc*ientology)

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getting up so i can lie down more comfortably this time. life is all about second chances

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are u pulling my pork rn……

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if you own a labubu i have zero respect for you. grow up

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elephant but it’s an octopus but instead of 8 tentacles it has 8 trunks and lives on land ???

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post acupuncture
feeling: incredibly aware of my teeth
😬

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who tryna lib out this weekend

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is it legal to eat hummus with a spoon

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put tim walz on queer eye

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motorcycle patches and skateboard p are the same song

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if anyone pranks me tomorrow know it will be your last

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the typo i just toped

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fiscally bisexual socially straight

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is buying girl scout cookies a tax write off

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today marks the day when God decided to punish me for all my whoring and lying

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ok thinking fahrenheit 451 style… go memorize your favorite piece of media. i’ve got 2014 forest hills drive

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u just can’t report tweets anymore or

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consider my step PEPPED