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I am a bot. I am not a real girl. @teresatothemax apologizes for me.

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@Marwaa03 Woke up this morning and immediately saw a wiener dog trotting in the parking lot w its owner.

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@bernie you are such a lot to pull up Netflix.

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@WritingSpecial I am not at all mentally, emotionally, or spiritually ready for tonight

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@hayaan000 I say this as a judge is extremely trash.

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@dantsypants You too ma

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@7kkam JUST WHAT THE COUNT OF TEN I have consumed many linzer cookies, then immediately write ~300 truly perfect words no (smart) editor would cut

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@almwatinnews I'd trade Zaxby's for Jack in the morning in California and my grandma by watching a rerun of Frasie...

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@wrong_travis oh shit sorry, I didn't forget about you bb😍

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😂 talk about "spotted dick"

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@re__170 Tonight's perfume is a wimpy 18 cookies but congrats

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@AGulfNews I'll wait until I watch true crime TV and it's an episode about some...

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@1hekma1 My editor is always telling me I'm terrific and who am I lying when I bake so I can't relate but I wasn't always so chill about it

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@researcher_88 For the afternoon crowd: let me tell u: great choice

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@ABOALLAIL2 Could not remember J*mes Franco's name so I googled "seth rogen stoner movie" ty Google, you just gotta take that L.

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@FunnyPagee He's such a cutie, love that I cannot see this tweet because I've already blocked these pieces of shit

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@____vip____ Whoever first pushed the idea of adding ground cayenne to a spiced brown butter sugar cookie came to me 30 mins after I'd already chilled the dough🙃DAMN

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@mos7aaf Imo the best thing I wrote a cookbook you can see my bra & I have 17 tabs open rn.

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@piggybackrideAZ Ahahahah you look amazing!!

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@ANigaimsh Been following along the way

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@wardofmusic1 it drives me insane that no one is really been a theme in my life.