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pot.

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Get in on the GROUND FLOOR.
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"Unfunny" - some editor
"That's stupid" - my wife
"What were you thinking?" - my internal critic

https://t.co/xOeydV5eWS

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Yeah naw

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Been sort of quietly sitting around with not much internet input for a while and this place feels scary now. Millions of thoughts smashing into my soft little brain causing it to ping off new thoughts. Lost all tolerance

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Watched a tv show the other day when wife was away and thought about it for a week. It's ridiculous. Brain is now Victorian child weak

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@DudespostingWs this is actually how waymos work, AI is just hidden rats

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god is looking down like ffs do I need to do the whole babel thing AGAIN?

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@averykimball if questioned, you simply offer them a sip of your (what color is it? I imagine iridescent?) delicious SKITTLES water

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@averykimball you could take a little baggy of SKITTLES™ tropical artifically flavoured low calorie drink mix in your carry on and add it to your water once you are through security

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@Thinkwert this sign screams out for the refined shapes of uppercase gorton
https://t.co/DjiC92yRY6

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Opening incognito mode so I can google "bowline knot"

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@visakanv I think this is common, and I think it does get easier as they get older (although life is always different), and I think it is worth it ❤️

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Why is he not replying to my emails?
because I have misconfigured my email server?
or does everyone just
hate me?

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@sirsfurther @goblinodds reassuring

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let him go!!

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the etymology for cold turkey
is less interesting
than I hoped

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explaining jazz to someone

"yeah so Miles Davis is essentially like Taylor Swift, he had multiple different eras"

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@Malcolm_Ocean biggie, but then maybe he wouldn't be such a legend. Imagine if Nas died after illmatic. He would probably have been held in even higher esteem.

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@nat_sharpe_ I imagine that is effective! Have done it four times, held by the feet until calm and then a very sharp axe, felt the most likely to be certain and fast. Hard when they sit quietly and watch you with those round eyes.

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@nat_sharpe_ how did you kill the fellow? I find it very hard to do, mentally!

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@nosilverv uncanny valley