Matt Morris

you’re probably here because you think you’re Sheldon Cooper

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@2001V01 They took his account down.

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Man, what the fuck is up with that bomb hostage guy in Bakersfield today.

The coincidence is extreme, and what he’s asking for seems to be about forcing investigations of their crooked law enforcement.

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@rickygervais That’s pretty cool, but look at my beautiful cat.

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@StonedAssassin_ @CraigJamesJr How does the benefit the military. Is every soldier coming to the event?

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My @SUBWAY never participates in the app’s deals lol

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@HappyMotorhead

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@greenvibe So beautiful

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@hassundotX @sanson_ganbaru Where I live, AC doesn’t change anything but temperature. I live in an arid desert, and it doesn’t change humidity at all. It regularly hits 110° here. And I’m only 100 miles from the world record highest temperatures on earth. With longer and higher heat levels, AC is mandatory

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@TheCinesthetic Shows turned into 50 part movies the last 15 years or so

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@sanson_ganbaru AC isn’t any different than a dry desert climate. They got Europe about AC the same way they got China about ice water, lol

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@Darren76780228 @Reisshub I am well regarded in the community.

But the misspell is the joke

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@HardcoreBYUgeek @tedcruz We are still a leading grape producer, whatever your bullshit means there.

I think dick is on your mind so much that you hate it, so you’re on this crusade against homos so you won’t be tempted.

Or it’s just an easy target and you’re a sociopath who will hurt anyone for money

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@HardcoreBYUgeek @tedcruz Grok says you’re being hyperbolic and misleading with your cartoon by using the gays as a scapegoat. Says that Reagan raised taxes in other areas more than he cut them. He also caused a large rate of homelessness and violence because he booted mentally unwell out of hospitals

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@Trash4Fun @ShitpostRock2 Thanks Eric Clapton

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@Darren76780228 @Reisshub The whole point of the internet is rage baiting the reguarded

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@frothyfriar SpongeBob me boy, there can be only one!

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@madaomoshiroi They are sharp as hell. Like a million stickers. They stab and make you itchy lol

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@Der_Kevin Imagine a game where they put models of pro skaters hands in the game for this lol

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@Magnum_442 I don’t even have a lawn

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@En_jupiter_ What the hell man