@cecileblackmore No! But I want to! I simply can't go alone. I may have been to Lambda back in the day but I was never cool enough to go alone and I fear the same rules apply here as applied in the O.G days.
@cecileblackmore But no! The rent was pretty low, despite the magnificent views of Paddington, the abundance of local cuisine AND the nearby cat cafe. What was the catch? There were FOUR (4) atrocious pedestal fans squatting at the residence as well as a terrible, terrible couch.
@cecileblackmore One time my friend Omar (who doesn't have twitter) and I lived together in an old apartment above an accountant's shop, a Thai restaurant and the iconic NoNos eatery. With proximity to such decadent Briscore landmarks, anyone would expect the rent to be staggering.
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@jimseven Hi James! I'm a journalist from Australia, an AVID drinker of coffee and a bripe enthusiast. I am writing a story about brewing Milo in a chemex and would love to include a comment from you! S'il vous plait!
Me: *Sitting in court, clearly taking notes*
Guy: *enters court mid-proceedings, comes over to me* "Are you... Are you the magistrate?"
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