Egret On Fish

If it ends it ends

[Jake Noecker @JakeNoecker]

WOW! Loai Abushaar battles back from some early adversity to submit Joe Boerschig in round 1! #CFFC136 @CFFCMMA

[peter @ptrfckngbrry]

He looks like Dave portnoy on ozempic

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

2024

Out:
Virgin

In:
Maidenless

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This whole site deserves to be shut down for this

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

It’s weird that the nuclear blasts vaporized brick houses but not the old timey camera recording it.
It’s because nukes are fake.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki never had any fall out radiation. The whole narrative and all the evidence is absurd.

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

Me doing my taxes every year

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

If the US wins the World Cup the world has gotta start using Fahrenheit and miles

[USGS Store @USGSstore]

It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Denali National Park and Preserve!

#USGSStore (U.S. residents only)

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

@rehsifeoz See you soon 😌

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@nathall13 😤

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@garyfromteenmom They in there like

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@ptrfckngbrry I’ve seen you drink fireball out of a listerine bottle so…

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

Went onto Twitter last night and convinced myself I was tripping about the new font and I was just too high

[gazer @christianswrld]

pink lemonade🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

I hope they eventually let the HQ trivia guy out of the dungeon they were keeping him in

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Say what you want about Arizona, but at least there’s no trees on the highway for the cops to hide behind

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@AndreiDraguice2 @ptrfckngbrry

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@rehsifeoz Say sike. Peanut m&ms>>>

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

Direct deposit: $1400

Me at Papa Charlie’s: Bring me papa

[Egret On Fish @egretonfish]

Coincidence?

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0% chance Williams doesn’t get sent remote

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Why do these guys have diapers on their heads