Jeff Egu

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Hated. Adored. Never ignored. Manchester United

[Jeff Egu @EguJeff40495]

Seeing Burna Boy perform and present an award at the Ballon D’or ceremony is an amazing feat, not just for him but to Nigerians and Africa too.

This shows us how far Afro beat has gone and accepted globally. According to Adika on TikTok, if Afro beat is run by the Nigerian government, it would have crumbled and possibly destroyed by now.

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Congratulations to Harry Kane for winning the Ballon D’or

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Women don’t know that we show our love in different ways. Me even picking your call just to tell you that I will call you back when watching Manchester United game is a sign.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

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Love takes credit for the things money do in a relationship.

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Nigeria soon

Remote work 🧑‍💻

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WE WILL HOPE AGAIN

[Invaluablemoi ♥️ Ayékòótó 🦜 @Invaluablemoi]

A very wholesome kindness 🥺❤️

Good deeds to people who don't have the resources to pay you back and who can't even access you to say Thank you.🥺 Just pure goodness.

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Someone who attempts to commit suicide in Nigeria will be sent to jail, this is the new bill about to be passed into law by the senate president Akpabio.

What happens to a father who lost his job and have no way to take care of his family and no support from the government which the same Akpabio is in charge of.

What happens to other Nigerians who the government has failed and has no hope because you promised them a RENEWED HOPE which never happened.

I am not in support of suicide but also not in support of your stupid bill. What happens to rehabilitation, recovery and support from the government.

If terrorists and herdsmen can be rehabilitated, why can’t the hopeless citizens. You all send your children abroad to study, I still wonder what they learn abroad if they can’t tell you or educate you as a parent on the right thing to do.

Dear Nigerians…………WE WILL HOPE AGAIN

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Statement made, now up to the management to stand up and make this club great again.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Lisandro Martínez releases new statement after meeting with Carrick and club directors.

“Today I met with the club’s leadership and the manager. It was a very positive conversation, where we were able to exchange views and speak openly about what happened after the game”.

“Everyone knows that I am a passionate person and that I live football with great intensity. The frustration of the defeat led me to express how I felt at a time and place that perhaps were not the right ones, and for that I want to apologise”.

“Our club is at its best when we are all united, and I recognise that my words in that moment did not help with that”.

“I know that every single person at Manchester United is doing everything possible to achieve our shared ambition: bringing the success that this club and its supporters deserve”.

“With this situation now behind us, we are fully focused on winning together”.

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Since I was born, I have never seen a divorced woman admit that she was the reason for the divorce. The man is always the wrong and evil one.

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Dear Nigerians

It is okay to be stupid, but not on election day.

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First to sit on the front row.

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When the gods want to kill a dog, they first take away its ability to smell.

[E M E K A @EmekaEK]

Was drinking with some Estate guys yesterday( known them for over 4 years)

So I left my drink and went to urinate, I returned, carried my tumbler to drink, the guys said I should dispose the one on tumbler.

I Asked why, they said it's not advisable that someone might put something inside my drink

I stood up and told them that, if I should follow their line of thought that I am not supposed to be drinking with them in the first place.

That if my drink or belongings are not safe in their midst, then I am in the wrong company.

Called the attendant, paid for what I ordered and left.

This evening, I attended a child dedication party, one of them came and wanted to sit at the table with my family. Told him my 3 year old is sitting there and the table is strictly for my family alone.

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Candidate: I still insist that if God had wanted all of us here to be equal, he would have made the fingers equal.

His supporters: Yes, you are right, you are correct.

But we are not all created equal

HS: no (in agreement)

Candidate: Some people were created with more talent than others. If you use your talents to make wealth, is it a crime?

HS: No

Candidate: As far as I’m concerned, God created wealthy people, he also created poor people. Therefore, it’s not a crime for anybody to be wealthy.

Opposition: if this wicked policies must continue, it’s better we select all the poor people and k!ll them all.

(They all disagree)

Candidate: Make no mistake about it, you sound as if it’s only in our country that you have a concentration of poor people.

HS: I wonder

Candidate: There are poor people all over the world. God made it so. If all wealth comes from God, all poverty also comes from God.

HS: (nods in agreement)

Candidate: If we can’t accept that, then we don’t want to accept anything.

Read and interpret it however you want to.

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@FabrizioRomano @dwayneUTD37 😂😂😂

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As Nigeria celebrated her independence, let’s all be reminded that our culture, traditions, values and love for our country comes first before our view of religion. It is not in our culture & constitution to fight & k!ll each other for our religious beliefs.

I believe…… we can

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We will HOPE AGAIN

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I just had to start singing Burna Boy:

🎶 “I’ve to say bye bye ooo…
Bye bye ooo to the love of my life…” 🎶

Imagine going on a date and coming back with relationship terms and conditions. 😭

The ���DOM VIBES” was the funniest part of it.

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Wishes do come true

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@carrill69o I still want Manchester united to sign Baleba. Let’s forget all the talk about last season performance, he is the midfielder I feel will be the most effective.

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One of the reasons many Nigerians will prefer to buy a land in Ajegunle for $2M is because they have no proof of funds. How do you expect them to prove the source of the money when they decide to buy a property in Dominica republic 🇩🇲

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Instead of buying over priced shitty Lagos real estate for $1 Million, invest $200,000 in a property in the Dominican Republic citizenship by investment program and with their passport you can get into 145 countries, visa free. Including the UK & EU. Better ROI for your money.

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@FabrizioRomano @KingsleyIyamu6 I swear, no one saw this coming

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