Emily Hagger

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Cigarette summer has now reached the Vatican

[Emily Hagger @ehagger]

@Axiom88888 @TheImmortal007 @InternetH0F i’m sorry… you think this white woman raging about “gimme a yacht” is a liberal? lmfao

[💜🧚🏼 @moon_prncss]

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

[Elise McCue @EliseMcCue]

The Office couldn't do a cut this funny

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[Emily Hagger @ehagger]

@profectionyear @toastedfl4ke i recall the exact day @toastedfl4ke is thinking of and,, first i didn’t recognize him in the elementary school pickup, then i told our dad he looked “stupid and ugly” 😭 to this day he has rarely been seen without a beard.

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

kanye’s wife needed full 80s bush to make that outfit a success

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Denmark is sending Trump a message regarding Greenland 🔥🎯https://t.co/axARitaqnl

[elli @ssolianna]

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

trump accidentally making everyone in the US female is, admittedly, very funny

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Let's not fool ourselves, it took the murder of United Health's CEO for Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield CEO Gail K. Boudreaux to come to her senses and reverse her asinine and barbaric decision to turn anesthesia into a fucking surgical facsimile of the Hunger Games.

To recap, cruel motherfucker Boudreaux had previously decided that if surgeries exceeded a set duration, patients would be liable for additional anesthesia costs.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Trump should take a victory lap around Dallas in a convertible.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

At least we got our first gay Vice President

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and crawl around on you like a bug

[Brent Terhune in Ashville Nov 14 @BrentTerhune]

He drove Trump’s garbage truck