Ed Harrison

Half man, half centaur

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@ItsAndyRyan I recently read that football is so named as a game played on foot, as opposed to horseback. Maybe apocryphal but gives more weight to the American argument

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@jimb0_12 I still think it could have been different if they let him open in Windies instead of Trott. 3 extra tests to learn and pad the stats, could have survived the Ashes and prospered

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@SecKennedy What are you talking about? You fuckers only eat burgers

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@SicklyTheNinJa Are you fucking thick?

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@RoebindeFreitas @ItsAndyRyan

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@Danny_McMoomins All we’ve ever asked for is a bit of consistency

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@CookeeCharlie Rob key in at number 6

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@jimb0_12 Having watched jhye Richardson for Yorkshire this season he needs to be excluded from any ‘net positive’ discussion (long winded way of saying he’s crap)

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@lewis_goodall I have a vague theory that Starmer is willingly being a sponge for all the hatred before passing the mantle over to someone with a clean slate

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@jimb0_12 Is there a chance it’s Bashir again? Wouldn’t be my pick but he has a “respectable” record so far this season which maybe makes it a lazy selection

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@NoContextCounty Graham onions

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@jimb0_12 Think it’s good for smith to get some number 3 skills under his belt, should make him a better number 7 in those matches where he has to be a bit more circumspect (e.g. th ashes)

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@NoContextCounty Stumped when the keeper waits for the batter to lift up their foot

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@NoContextCounty Old Trafford shouldn’t host test matches

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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Read this on Paul Reaney’s wiki the other day, feels pretty tenuous especially given he was mixed race and capped before Viv Anderson, arguably a more noticeable feat! Raises the question of which is the most common name that has never been capped for England? Simon?

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@rugby_ap Irony is if he did t shit the bed after that brilliant turnover at the end they’d have ground out the win

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Dewi Lake has been immense in this first half

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@chortle Thank you for the warning

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@ManCity @ErlingHaaland Wow didn’t realise Adam Johnson scored so many, respect

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@mattylufc_ Rashid Ali and Bess in the same team, Englands 3 greatest spinners