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retiring btw

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3.5

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@lgadaira @BuschBeer @Skelthegoat 🍎

[Jake Lucky 🔜 SGF @JakeSucky]

ROCKET LEAGUE WITH UNREAL ENGINE 6???

[Max @Juicewag]

So Republicans can gerrymander the entire south in a matter of 2 days but when Dems take it to an actual vote (and win) it gets tossed. Great fucking country we have. 👍

[Gad. @lgadaira]

Thank you @JMU_Esports 💜

For the wins but most importantly my teammates, family, coaches, and everyone I met along my journey.

May or may might be the end of my time in collegiate RL, we will see where the future takes me 🫡

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@MonkJR_ @TheShakaRL YOO CONGRATS

[Rocket League Status @RL_Status]

https://t.co/2XT5ntaNir

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

"ok guys we'll release the files that should've came out years ago... BUT WAIT BEFORE YOU READ THEM YOU SHOULD KNOW... anything said about Trump and ONLY Trump is completely NOT true. Like totally fake. Did I mention that it's not true??" all you can do is laugh man

[JMU Football @JMUFootball]

From Division 3 to the CFP.

JMU Nation, it's Game Day!

#GoDukes | #CFBPlayoff

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@JMUFootball in the last 10 years 📈

▪️ 2016 FCS national champions
▪️ 2017 & 2019 FCS runner-ups
▪️ Joined FBS in 2022
▪️ Earned spot in 2025 CFP

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GO DUKES!!!

[ESPN @espn]

THE 12-TEAM CFP BRACKET IS SET‼️

Did your team make the cut? 🤔

@CFBPlayoff

[ESPN @espn]

THE 12-TEAM CFP BRACKET IS SET‼️

Did your team make the cut? 🤔

@CFBPlayoff

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Were gonna be in the college football playoff. Absolutely insane to even think about

[JMU Football @JMUFootball]

Earned.

#GoDukes

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..

We have a projected College Football Playoff bracket from @StanfordSteve82 #PMSLive

[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

“Hey FBI, you need to look into the Chiefs next 👀”

FBI: “You think they have been throwing games deliberately?”

“No, the opposite!”

FBI: “The opposite?”

“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”

FBI: “Ok, so we can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”

“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”

FBI: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”

“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”

FBI: “Oh…. Ok”

“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”

FBI: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?

“Yes they do.”

FBI: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”

“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”

FBI: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”

“They sure do!”

FBI: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”

“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”

FBI: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?

“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”

FBI: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”

“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”

FBI: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) we will get right on that! 😂”

[Pulse Bop @TheBopPops]

The Isr*eli team threw a tantrum and ragequit their match after Belgium wanted to use Palestinian flags in their match against them 💀💀

@AtowRL @AztraL @rysfoxrl @Eversax @Chausette45 you guys are the goats 👏

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

The biggest scandal in 25 YEARS is a correct call being made to take four points off the board in a Week 6 game ... decided by 13 points

We've really lost the plot. Sports talk used to be so much more fun because it was in good faith. Now it's this. Genuinely a bummer.

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

This is not football! 🚮🚮

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

The Bible also says Satan intentionally misquotes scripture to trick leaders into serving him instead of God